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did you wear the backpack I sent you?
when they keep glancing over at me i know they think iam cute and are checking me out -Kalafan 10/3/10
i have difficulty in my life. alot of girls like me but i cannot ask them out. i think they like me cause i am good looking and have a nice smile.- kalafan 3/7/10
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What can I say I'm a sexual beast with greek god like body that can only be made by the hands of God himself.
Chicks can't get off the great sculpted body of mine, which they like to butter me down with baby oil made from turtle shells.
As much as it's enjoyable, I'm not their sexual play toy, I'm a human being with feelings. Not only am I a man of fitness and great charm, I'm a man of integrity, intelligence, kindness, and respect.
How do I get these chicks to lay off my flag pole without hurting their feelings?
Why God? Why? Do I have to win the genetic lottery? I want to be ugly and fat for one day, so I can be alone.
when they keep glancing over at me i know they think iam cute and are checking me out -Kalafan 10/3/10
i have difficulty in my life. alot of girls like me but i cannot ask them out. i think they like me cause i am good looking and have a nice smile.- kalafan 3/7/10
FREE LINDSAY
Born TROLLIN
Do anyone else think his Mom would be proud
61 years between Grand Slams Was the wait worth it - Ya betta baby
train station? park bench? ask Kalafan for new ideas
C'mon the
There is a backpacking story there, no doubt...?
Once, twas a while ago when i was still in my teens. before the protein shakes and steroid abuse when I was just a lowly TV personality, I still had the body of a young tom cruise in top gun, I was doing a segment for a popular telivision programme 60 minutes where we uncovered ilegal brothels. Needless to say I was payed off with favours by a handfull of houses of ill repute to not show there shamefull secret on said programme. Good times. However being Action Hardcore, I showed them anyway.
Never trust a rugby player.
when they keep glancing over at me i know they think iam cute and are checking me out -Kalafan 10/3/10
i have difficulty in my life. alot of girls like me but i cannot ask them out. i think they like me cause i am good looking and have a nice smile.- kalafan 3/7/10
FREE LINDSAY
Born TROLLIN