You and your Job

[Jess]

jess, seldom. ever had anyone come into the store looking for eagles or dockers merch?

We get people who come in looking for Wildcats stuff... but that's because their shop is just behind us.

I had one woman ring up once and I answered the phone with the standard 'Good morning Western Force Superstore this is Jess speaking' and she responded with 'oh hello... I was wondering... do you sell Western Force merchandise?'

....

[Jess]

oh and TIF... I can assure you that visit was purely for novelty means. You should check out the penis shaped cupcakes I made for valentines day on my facebook. They were quite special.

[GIGS20]

My favourite is customers coming into my bookstore, and saying "I'm looking for a book" (good start retard...you're in a book store) "But I don't know the title, or the author...it's about a dog though and it has a red cover".

I mean seriously...we don't order our books by colour...wtf

It's Clifford isn't it?

[laura]

Clifford is the red dog, not a red book with a dog on the cover!

I used to work at a shoe shop & people would come in saying "im after some shoes"
"anything in particular?"
"ummm.....black ones"
" ALMOST EVERY FRIGGING SHOE IN THE SHOP IS BLACK!!!!!"

[force addict]

does it have something along the lines of 'strange things in the night' in the title

[Evie]

My favourite is customers coming into my bookstore, and saying "I'm looking for a book" (good start retard...you're in a book store) "But I don't know the title, or the author...it's about a dog though and it has a red cover".

I mean seriously...we don't order our books by colour...wtf

Haha! I had someone ask me yesterday...
"where do you keep your real stories?"
I was like "ah biographies, non-fiction or true crime?"
Thankfully she had a pice of paper with the title "Never to be released" written on it so I was able to point her to true crime.
In fact I stumbled across this and soooo many of the stories are so very true.

[chibi]

What about the classic question, "Do you know whether I would like this?"