Chat Report: 3.10.07 : ET Perth Spirit Appreciation Night

[Skiza]

Howdy all!!

Drum roll please (pathetic attempt at drum roll)……………..

THE HONOUR ROLL

Exile
Blueandblack
Pruc
Coach
TLH
Travelling Gerry
Larry
Jehna
Krusher AKA McLovin AKA Phil McCracken AKA Krusher Underondasofa (Russian Pornstar)
BrokendownGunfighter
Emforcer
Evie
Skiza

Having been issued another tardy slip (seem to be racking them up as of late ), the topic of this night’s chat was “ET Perth Spirit Appreciation Night”…who (for those that have been living under a rock) are set to play in the ARC semi-finals this week against one Central Coast Rays…goodluck fellas!! LET’S WIN THE INAUGURAL ARC CHAMPIONSHIP….moving on….

The night started with Exile opening up the chat room to let in a hungry B&B. Having a catch-up over a “chilled edition of a suitable beverage”, we learn that Ex has got a promotion…Congratulations : , hope it goes well for you!! Coach and Pruc followed each other into the chat room, some minutes later and TLH thought he’d come in to join the party, taking care of dinner at the same time…. And I thought only chicks could multi-task!! Amongst some computer geek talk about 64k and 4.666 hours (which being a non-computer geek, I did not understand at all), B&B took the time to sign a petition for an AJ Whalley stand….you may be onto something there b&b

The TWF god AKA Coach is fighting off a persistent cough and had to take the kiddies to a party yesterday…did the sugar coma kick in Coach? Hope you feel better soon
Advice on how to get rid of said cough was offered including, “whisky” and to “stop heeling rat droppings” and TG endorses a “great big scotch for medicinal purposes”…yea right

Larry joined us from the other side of the world and commented on the lack of TWFers present. Apparently, everyone was waiting for the recently returned Happy (welcome back!)…this prompted mostly unsuitable comments for publication relating to alcohol, money, Happy and sexual references…let your imagination run wild and figure how they all relate to one another
Jehna trooped in from the perilous dungeon of the gym and filled us in on her politics aspirations. She’s been chatting to WA ministers, “good old Alan” and had her draft proposal plan read by kevin rudd, kate lundy, george brandis, and jim Lloyd…keep up the good work!! There was some more talk about pizza (mmmm Pizza…but not eagle boys…I hate eagle boys) and a timely entrance by Krusher interrupted everyone’s pizza stupor, joining us with his dial-up internet from home (apparently he’s got a plan to lure the missus in )

Em-forcer and BGGF came in amongst some furious talk about Rugby, AFL, the government, drugs, role-models, EWF and the media…Krusher’s mum was in Cardiff the night of the Wallabies game and didn’t go…FOR SHAME Evie also rolled in during all of this and the chat room was certainly getting increasingly crowded….with some talk of one Matt Giteau occurring as well.

With all of this having happened, I rolled in to join the fracas. Some talk of the “TWF Matt on Matt” interview came up, with Coach pondering whether or not he (Henjak) could use a computer better than Hansell or Derek Zoolander. This prompted, some talk of googling one’s self and everyone had great fun finding out what their cyber selves were up to or that they are in fact non-existent….general consensus is that google knows too much, it must be destroyed. Also, there was some concern (not too much in my opinion) on who knows how much time we spend on TWF when we should be doing lesser things such as working.

Here’s TG’s link that you wanted b&b:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF1VF...related&search

Amongst some talk of Jenna Jameson or is it “Jehna” Jameson, Krusher informed us that she has made some bad “carrer” moves of late…by definition a “bad carrer move” is a porn star who is wanting to be a model and has a reduction… I feel so enlightened now :d
The pyro prop at Krusher’s local club (inadvertently set fire to the club rooms) is set to get Off-field Antics Boobie Prize at the club awards

On the kids say the darndest things front, TG’s grandie (2yo) pointed to framed Wallaby’s jumper and said, “What’s that?”, with Krusher’s boys of same age, think all tall guys playing in headgear is “Daddy.” Aaaaaaaaawwww…..

BDGF gave us the low down from Froggie Land….”Lyon girls have the best (think of the chest region) in France”, an intense study apparently….of which Happy and his beer goggles were not adequately able to conduct

After this there was a few exits and those of us who remained chatted about pubs, watching sports event at pubs, watching sports event at pubs with inebriated patrons and the good old pizza and beer at home with mates.

With these sweet thoughts in my head, I made my goodbyes and headed off for some much need ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Have a great wknd everyone…Go Spirit, Go Wallabies and Go AB’s.

Laters,
Skiza

[LarryNJ]

Another great job Skiza! You efforts are very much appreciated.

[JediKnight]

Non-attendance was due to being serenaded at 35,000ft by the delightful air hostesses of Singapore Airlines.

[blueandblack]

/me provides Skiza with a chilled edition of a suitable beverage.

Good work. Now you need to work on lateness :p

[Happy]

….of which Happy and his beer goggles were not adequately able to conduct

what is wrong with my beer goggles????????