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    Warning!! Scam at Bunnings!!!

    Scam warning!

    This one's for real too!!!

    A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Bunnings customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

    Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the car.

    They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and towel, with their boobs almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Bunnings. You agree and they get in the back seat.

    On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs a blowie on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen March 24th, 29th, April 5th, twice on the 7th, 12th, 16th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy
    Scam warning!

    This one's for real too!!!

    A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Bunnings customers.

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    *rolls eyes*...

    you men...

    hehe.

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    I made Happy sad...

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    I'm sure "us men" wouldn't fall foul of such chicanery if all sporting teams had........yep, you guessed it......CHEERLEADERS!!!!!

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    Very good - but rest assured Jess, it's not the men who started this one, it's adapted from one for the ladies (and there's a photo which goes with it but I thought I'd better not post it here...). Maybe the ladies lounge if the censors allow?

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    Sounds good to me Em!

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    don't you girls have better things to do in the Ladies Lounge like discussing ironing water, washing temperatures for colours & how to please your rugby-man when his team's lost?!

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    and pleasing him when his team wins!!

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    I was writing this from a Scottish perspective......can't remember that winning feeling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JediKnight
    don't you girls have better things to do in the Ladies Lounge like discussing ironing water...?!
    Ironing WATER?! You trying to electrocute us?

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    good comeback!!! according to the advertising, it makes clothes easier to iron as well as smelling nice.......so maybe more girls should consider using the stuff as it would cut down on ironing time (therefore leaving more time for other things..............)

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    damn I just got scammed again this morning....

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    They just wanted to wish you 'Bon Voyage', Happy!!!

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