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    Tax Time

    At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an
    inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While
    he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and
    said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do
    you do with the candle drippings?'

    'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up
    and send them back to the candle makers, and every
    now and then they send us a free box of candles.'

    'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed
    that his unusual question had a practical answer.
    But on he went, in his obnoxious way:

    What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do
    you do with the crumbs?'

    'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the
    inspector was trying to trap him with an
    unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send
    them back to the manufacturers, and every now and
    then they send us a free box of bread - wafers.'

    'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about
    how he could fluster the know - it - all Rabbi.
    'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all
    the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you
    perform?'

    'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi.
    'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them
    to the Tax office, and about once a year they send
    us a complete dick.'

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    just had the auditors round here actually, wasnt out by much

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