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Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
c'mon folks, we are getting close to the delivery stage of things and plenty of people still haven't coughed up .. rumour is coach has his knee smashing hammer on standby!!
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Just spoke with manufacturer - these are on track to be completed next week!
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
time to pay up kids
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Ruck Me, Maul Me, Make Me Scrum!
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Nick the Dragon Slayer
Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them. The king was a very jealous man.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the king's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his
desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a litt le bit into the queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the royal chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the king and queen that only special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the cure for the itch.
The king quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1, 000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the king, with a laugh just told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the king's underwear . The king immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
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Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Does this belong in the Jokes Forum, or is it a warning to wash my TWF top before I wear it?!
Keeping the Faith ... right here in Perth!
I think it's a warning to pay your bills
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
before coach's missus sees the bill
61 years between Grand Slams
I'm all paid up! (by proxy) - so I shall stop pondering who to call if my TWF top made me itch...
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That Harry is a sly devil....
Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.
If we won at two up i would of paid up on the spot. Sorry Coach i will get it sorted.
the punters friend..... stick with me and you will be wearing
Well, if he's my proxy Jedi's even slyer, managing to get Harry to pay and then getting the money from me!Originally Posted by Coach
(OK, so I haven't actually stumped up yet! but still...)
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I know a few good fellas who are always looking to make a work related trip.
I think Coach was more referring to the potential use of itching powder!!! It was I who paid for your jumper....consider it a belated birthday or early Christmas present.Well, if he's my proxy Jedi's even slyer, managing to get Harry to pay and then getting the money from me!
(OK, so I haven't actually stumped up yet! but still...)
CHEERLEADERS ROCK!!!
Ah.... (penny drops!)
Thought so... Thanks - consider it thus considered!
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