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Morning punters here is your lot.
Honour Roll
Coach(apparently)
Exile
Jazza93
Beav
BlueandBlack
Burgs
Pruc
SWRugby
ORegan
Happy
Evie
Tif
Terri
Shaun
Rugby Fan
Jess
Egan
Larry from Joisey
Night starts of slowly maybe something to do with the 42 degrees outside.
Im sweating like a rapist while taking notes. Man i love this daylight savings gig. Anyway im digressing. Lets rip into it.
Burgs is packing up his swag for a big 10 days down in the big smoke. He has timed it beautifully for our first home win. Pruc has been watching the Hurricanes train at Wesley today. What i could decipher from his excruciating, mangled and bastardized english was that Nonu didnt train and is a large mascara unit. Pruc your a forward so i will cut you some slack, but your gobblygook is doing my head in.
MTBeaver, what can you say about him? Bugger all really, but its his birthday so many happys from da house Beav. Some wag suggested another pube for Beav but we will move right along as this is PG rated show.
Spoke of the merits of Brisvegas. Many different opinions and could basically fill the whole report up with them but we wont.
Ah the Happster joins us, straight out of rehab. God this bloke looks good in yellow(matches his complexion on those heavy days).Burgs floats a warning that a few of the InnFORCErs crew better get their mojo back before Friday, cause he aint drinking by himself. Never fear Burgs Happy, Jedi and myself will be firing come match day.
Happy decides to open his new famous franchise bar..The Fortunes of War(same as the one in the Rocks). Beav the birthday dude fronts up to Happy and asks for his Pooh cup to be filled with coke. Well Happy told him to take a flying ...k at a rolling donut. We only serve big boys beverages here!Obviously Happy is still a bit sensitive of what happened in the original Fortunes of War! Mr Blue offers up half coke and half OP Bundy for Beavs Pooh cup to settle a potential explosive situation.
Ah Miss Evie pops in not feeling flash and hasnt eaten in 2 days. We think it could be the after shock of the Brumbies disgracefull performance against the Bulls, but Evie reckons its the flu. Many helpfull suggestions from the punters on how to cure said flu. Best remedy from Mr Blue..drink Guinness.
Terri fresh off the InnFORCErs tour starts putting the slipper into Lonzy regarding her less than stellar, candy arsed drinking ability on tour.
(Please note we encourage safe and responsible drinking at all times on TWF)
Basically what it boils down to is that slow and steady wins the race and not sprint then crash and burn. Your wise beyond your years Terri.
X floats a suggestion that Gregan and Larkham should pull up stumps now. Im in the Chatmasters corner on this one. Just as well, cause the flood gates opened. Jess, Evie and Jazz are hyperventilating saying all sorts of weird and wonderful stuff about them. Burgs winds up and puts his perspective on things. All defending the Wallaby 9 and 10. Fun discussion, pros and cons for both players. Probably ended up in a nil all draw. Gotta love talking about rugby, eh Shaun.
Miss Evie is a bit non plussed with whats going on and decide to take her flu off to bed. Keep up the fluids Evie and lovely to meet you in Canberra last weekend.
Tif the hard man and tour guru extraordinare has joined us. Been in a serious meeting with his stockbroker and all has gone well.
Beav we suspect is a littled bit pissed after a birthday Bundy and Coke and is sweating on Lonzy to appear, as apparently he has promised to marry her. Now im not sure what this is leading into, perhaps a scoop for the No Idea or Womens Weekly but i know 2 things. 1 Lonzy is in the Betty Ford clinic as we speak and 2 X is fizzing at the bung! Yep i knew there was going to be trouble, Beav is being slapped around with a shitty nappy by X. Swear jar donation from birthday boy after his flogging. We must maintain discilpine on da chat.
X departs after cutting a swath through some of the younger punters. He has been busy.
Heres trouble, our man from Joisey rocks up. Seems impressed with Tifs birthday present(as was Tif, Chook and Jedi) but will leave this right alone
Larry dispenses some sage advice regarding life experiences to the younger brigade and come to think of it the older brigade as well. Birthday boy has his name down for the 2011 tour so he can also get a pressie like Tifs.
Night is winding up, Beav is thrilled that he wasnt booted off all night. He has just finished saying this when Burgs the hard man from the Murchison sinks the slipper in and boots him. Beav i actually feel sorry for you and to round things off, Larrys 16 year old daughter doesnt want a bar of him on her myspace, as he is just a toy boy. She doesnt want to go to jail.
Tifs pizza arrives, all is well in the world.
Brickbats
Clean bill this week.
Bouquets
Mr Blue for filling in for me last week, thanks dude.
Jess, Terri and Miss Evie naturally.
Beav for a fun night at your expense(someone else next week mate)
Quotes of the Nite
Please be advised parental warning applies.
Lets start with Larry...to Tif, whos the blonde bitch? Who went 1st?
There are other Larrisms but will run into trouble if i report them.
The cracker of the night for my money goes to the battered and bruised toy boy himself. Larry suggested that he have what Coach had for his birthday...Beav screams out........Whats that, getting my balls snipped!
A fun night in da house and all punters are welcome to come on down.
God speed
Tlh
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lmao!!! hahahaha!!! ohh well ... the betty ford clinic was fantastic!! Too bad I didnt make it las tnight 
I fell asleep! I had to vaccuume for an extra hour last night!! how rude! ...
Originally Posted by Lonzy
It was a fun morning celebrating the Beavs B-day and the return of the tour. 
CHEERLEADERS ROCK!!! 
