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    Talking The Kiwi


    Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a
    Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young
    blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

    The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
    sound of a loud slap.

    When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand
    print
    on his cheek. No one speaks.

    The old lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the
    dark,
    and she slapped his cheek.

    The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me
    in
    the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

    The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the
    dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

    The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can
    smack
    the Kiwi again.

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    And they reckon John Mitchell will sort the Wallaby pack out - He should just use the Western Force pack!!!!

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    is the message i'm on the verge of missing is that aussies don't particularly like NZers?

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    More of a friendly rivalry - I'd imagine canadians and americans are somewhat similar?

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    To some extent. They make fun of us more than the other way around.

    Now Americans and French....

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