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    Alternative chat report from last night (07/02/07)

    I am the temporary fill-in court reporter..and barperson too, it seemed. Sorry if this doesnt work for you, but I did this from a chat log. Dont have the time to adjust the formatting, so I broke it up for easier reading. Sorry about that. Anyway, lets get ready to rumbbbbbbbbbbbllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!


    exile and lonzy in da house
    agreed to be temp court reporter
    ExpectingStalker (ES, formerly known as AlcoholicStalker) arrived just after myself.
    due to no barstaff AGAIN, had to serve self
    apparently lonzy had been self-serving voj for quite a time beforehand
    chook arrived to greet us from the eastern lands
    a moments silence and reflection upon the emptiness that is my Jameson bottle

    ES threatens screaming if she has to pee again (computing types will know this as 'empty recycle bin')
    discussion of the astronautess would-be kidnapper, mixed in with talk of Mrs Phantom.
    notice that some people (evie, tlh) couldnt make it, even though they did later in the night.
    pruc arrives and his homework status is immediately enquired upon by Exile. after some talk, it is revealed pruc is past doing homework, but he seems to be revising it nonetheless.
    chook is fighting against the internet in the background. quit/rejoin/quit/rejoin...
    pruc says he has "tudor periods" which ES says is for yoga and I say is for olde englishe buildings.

    the not turning up evie turns up and is quickly stalked by Exile with rose in hand. evie is tired and may collapse at any stage.
    lonzy offers the 'voj's around. ES respectfully declines due to medical advice.
    Brothers Gerry and Coach turn up. communal greetings all round.
    gerry threatens to set TWF guys onto whomever made ES preggers. again declined
    due to my kindness and thirst, tequilas offered up all round.

    ES, in her pregnant state, reveals she has to have a pre-pregnancy scan.
    Joel arrives just in time for the brumbies are W*nkers chant
    someone mentioned having a copy of the force v highlanders game on dvd and wondered allowed if any wanted to provide offsite storage. several offers made.
    ES still worried about peeing.
    Shaun snuck in and wondered about "the big news" which nobody knows about. i speculated about ES being pregnant and the subi oval $400m renovation. struck out on both.

    alcoholic beverages and force membership discussed around here very briefly. someone said "arse" but didnt think it was a swear word.
    i taught lonzy how to construct sarsparilla. apparently too hard so alternatives (such as mouthwash and coke) mentioned.
    beetroot & fundraising via TAB in mixed conversation. a couple of bods decided to sing along to boney m. ice cream, chocolate and other food talk here.

    coach brought up the point of an "i have faith" banner. voted on in the positive by 2 out 7, the others running away or abstaining.
    by this time, lonzy & gerry got sucked into the internet, joel just left, gerry returned. pruc and shaun split. em-forcer arrived.
    coach advised that the twf server is now not borked. someone threatened to steal lonzy's painting of bono. ES left for bed.

    coach interviews me for possible linux admin for the next server.
    qld_supporter rocks up with TIF in tow.
    talk of the game intertwined with Magners Evil Drink
    much talk of force rugby here. some review but a lot "going forward". excuse me whilst i wash my mouth out with draino. i dont normally use managewank speak.
    brief survey of who is doing what for next game

    qld_supporter leaves due to work. encouragement to return and thanks for the visit. TLH appears
    eastern land tour discussion. seats reserved
    brief mention of force's bundy bar. more alcohol talk followed by weather. several twf's from nsw and happy to be in the former state of excitement
    lonzy eager to have or be on a TWF RWC 2011 tour to NZ. nz talk here followed by old-time talk (bodgie, widgie, etc)

    someone was stalked by some crazy man. someone else having pizza
    tipping talk followed by a group photo.
    at this point, myself, em-forcer and coach left. some talk of the photo whilst i wandered around searching for the source of some noise. it turned out to be the fat lady starting to sing at which point elvis left the building.
    its goodnight from me and its goodnight from him.
    goodnight

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    sorry for not being there to open Happy's Bar and Grill - once again I tried to get in but couldn't. I dunno wot is goin on..... I'll give the key's to TIF next week if I fail again.

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    I got lost battery died on my laptop :'(

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    Wasn't there, but sounds about spot on.
    Excellent report, B&B!!

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    Pretty good standard compared to tlhs' usual banter, well done mate...

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    I was working

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    I made Happy sad...

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    well done b&b
    my old man was a bodgie
    he has many memories of those times that he insists on sharing
    so what was the big news then??

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    Good job B&B!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krusher
    so what was the big news then??
    our first twf baby is on the way

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    wait... is AS actually pregnant or is this all a big joke?

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    I made Happy sad...

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    Well done Mr Blue! Brisvegas is in the pudding club Jess.

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    Nice job Mr. Blue - thanks for stepping up to the plate whilst TLH was showing his Sympathy for the Devil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jess
    wait... is AS actually pregnant or is this all a big joke?
    Jedi never jokes.

    Quote Originally Posted by JediKnight
    Congrats AS.....I never knew you had it in you.....but you obviously did and now you do....!!!!

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    My computer conked out on me and it is still out of action... I am currently on my brothers.
    But a lovely chat report none the less!

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    i'm still so confused... is she with a bun in the oven?

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    I made Happy sad...

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