Chat Report.Flower Power/ Kiddies Nite

[The Lone Hydrangea]

Morning punters heres the news.17.01.07

Honour Roll

Travelling Gerry
Burgs
Coach
Exile
Mr Blue
Chook
Beaver
Rugby Fan
Alcolholic Stalker
Larry from Joisey
ORegan
RayD
Shaun
Krusher
Blindsid3
Pruc
Fulvio Sammit
Evie
Happy
Krusher15
Lonzy

Lets rip, night started slowly with a few key punters in da house.Manly waffle and pleasantries abound etc.Shame everything always goes pear shaped later on though.

Give Beav a music education of the inspirational qualities of Madness and their classic album Divine Madness.Extra backup from the Chookster, a chook with obvious musical tastes.

Someone mentions genital mutilation, this gets nipped in the bud quickly.
Leftover from last weeks testicle appreciation nite perhaps.

Brisvegas brings the chathouse up to speed with Jason(not her pet mouse, her man). Seems BV has Jason on a vigourous training regime. Results are here for the world to see. Lucky bastard is excelling in the following discliplines....cooking,ironing,washing,cleaning up and most importantly doing what he is told. BV even summons Jason to drop everything and come over and scratch her leg. He is so knackered he is in the farter by 8.15pm, but hey your worth it BV.

Chat house is starting to be run over by hordes of little tackers.Shaun after numerous attempts finally cracks the code and is admitted.Starting to resemble Playschool here with ORegan,Pruc Beav and Shaun. Little f.....s are running amuck, but hey X runs a friendly house. Just remember no bad language will be tolerated as it sets a bad example for the young shavers.

I'm as busy as a bastard keeping up with the chat.Sweating like a mofo( Magners withdrawal). Solution, time to crank up the Tlh pizza oven and cook up a storm.

Get back and our Katanning Correspondent is doing his crute regarding the name of our APC teams name. Krusher is fizzing at the bung. Perth Spirit,ie sucks buttocks. Consensus of opinion is that name is maybe lame but we will still support them.Remember not every punter was to thrilled with the Western Force name! Krusher, kicks the dog, goes to the fridge and pops the top of a king brown and sits down in the corner.

X after a bit of discliplinary work retires for the evening and hands the poisoned chalice to Gerry. Gerry boots ORegan for being a smartarse and is loving the power trip. Acting chatmaster has just arrived at the Sapphire Resort in South Brisvegas. Apart from feeling the power is a bit flat and tired but perks up dramatically when he realises that said establishment is a notorious lesbian haunt! Beside himself with glee and logs off at 21.47 so he can catch the floorshow.Unheard of must be some show.

I'm handed the chat wheel from Gerry. Im starting to suffer from gastric reflux(damn pizza) so handball the controls to that rat bastard Larry. He promptly cuts a swathe through the house. Taking no prisoners!

Happy lobs in late without a note from his Mum. Been dining at JBs with Tif who has been threatening to join da chat.Perhaps next week, lets hope so as we need some light relief. Also Coach was at JBs drinking with above mentioned rabble. Kicked out of home eh Coach?

Night is drawing to a end for me, as i suspect Mr Ecoli has popped in to pay me a visit. Wtf, still more punters streaming through the gate. Lonz and Krusher15 arrive(not together).Krusher15 says senior has now apparently shot the dog and is still shitty.Lonz has a 42 inch plasma..nah..nah..nah.

As the sun is setting at 10.25pm(gotta love D/S) Happy that powder blue dude is having a fortifying cup of milo before retiring for the evening.Larry has'nt a smick what Milo is. It is a big girls blouse drink Larry.It's like drinking mid strength beer.

Jesus H Christ 10.36pm i'm outta here. Chat is still going gangbusters.


Bouquets

Brisvegas and Miss Evie naturally.
Ex chat wergins, Shaun,Krusher15, Rayd,ORegan,Blindsid3 i think!


Brickbats

Shaun after being allowed entry to the chat, saying said chat was boring as bat shit. Typical, smartarse dribble from a back!

Quote/s of the night.
A couple of crackers.

Larry discussing Jason...Thats why he is strange..a normal man would tell you to clean your own shit up.

Brisvegas....i'm not a bitch, but i'm insane( sounds like Mrs Tlh)


Great roll up and thanks to all new comers to da chat.Common down TWF crew.We are a friendly bunch

God Speed

Tlh

[AlcoholicStalker]

No no TLH your forgetting I didnt summons him to scratch my leg because he was surrounded by my stuff that he was cleaning up :p

[The Lone Hydrangea]

Sorry BV, hopefully this will be the only thing i've incorrectly reported on the evening.

[AlcoholicStalker]

And you are forgetting the time difference between Brisbane and Perth...

[Burgs]

And that Gerry was pretty keen for a certain someone to accompany him to the Casino

[LarryNJ]

Another fine job TLH! Good report on a interesting and educational evening.

[O'Regan]

I hate Gerry

[Burgs]

I would think you are in a very small minority.

[RuckNMaul]

HAHA oregano
just caus he kicked you a couple of times
Gerry is a kind and generous fellow whos bloods worth bottleing


Didnt you know??

[O'Regan]

Yes, So he says.

Yes, So he says.

[frontrow]

Once again Tlh has entertained me with his blow by blow account of the evenings goings on...I almost made it last week, but back at work now so i won`t be able to get into da chat so i will have to wait till i`m home again...Damn you work administrator...

[Darren]

Frontrow - check out teh chat section in the FAQ, it gives a link to a website which can do teh chat for you - if you can surf the net from work, you can join in Chat

[.X.]

Pure Gold once again TLH

[Shaun]

Could we get a rugby topic next week please?

[pruc]

Yes please! shaun since you hav no life why dont you think of a rugby topic!