Chat Report 06.12.2006[

[The Lone Hydrangea]

Morning punters heres the news, hot off the daylight savings press.

Honour Roll

Exile
Coach
Rugby Fan
Travelling Gerry
Happy
Chook
Evie
Brokendowngunfighter
Lonzy
Larry from Joisey

Night started with a male bonding session(no ladies in da house at this stage)
Covered many topics and finished up with knocking shops on the menu.

Happys Bar and Grill is open for business again after major renovations and sorting out that nasty problem with Liquor and Licensing.Service was prompt but we only had that turd Happy behind the bar working. Skimpy never bothered turning up for her shift.

Rugby Fan discussed the merits of spreading his goodwill around the traps with some chat room family members. Nice work RF. Oh to be 20 again!

Miss Evie said Alcolholic Stalker couldnt make the chat as she had a better offer.After a bit of encouragement from fellow punters she said Brisvegas was out doing some horizontal folk dancing! Imagine going dancing and missing the chat. Must be a Queensland thing.

Went awol for awhile, cooking a up a carnivores smorgasboard on the BBQ.
What i could gather, topics discussed ranged from winning Lotto to progress on Casa del Exiles decking.Also Happy was offering up ox nipples which are awesome if you get them hot.Not real sure what is going on here as some punter suggested a albatross as well? Confused, join the club.

Good old daylight savings got a run(im writting this report up under the lux power of a porta flood light as its black as King Jackies ring gear outside),
consensus of opinion is that it sucks bigtime.Thank you Gerry and BaB for the backup.Wise men indeed.

X has officially christened BaB Mr Blue now.Which makes sense as its a mother to type up Blueandblack. X think of a handle for Bdgf please.

Gerry our roving bovine baron is in Margaret River tonight, Darwin at the weekend then Clackline. What a trifecta.Mr Blue suggested that Gerry take a LED torch to Clackline as apparently King Jackie comes from there.

Gerry is mortified as some low life oxygen thief has stolen his bottle of red from his suite at the Margaret River Hilton.He seems a little unsettled our evil bookie mate. Could be the sword hanging over his head if he mentioned that his table won the f..... quiz nite again, he was going to be flogged within a inch of his life or the thought of going to Clackline

Other topics covered... none.


Brickbats
Yep daylight savings. You can jam it up ya clacker

Bouquets
Im awarding this to myself for cooking up a seriously good mixed grill on the
bbq under trying conditions, ie getting sunburnt at 8.10pm.
Tif you would of been in heaven!

Quote of the night
Hard to seperate 2 crackers, lets call it a draw

No 1
Who else but Gerry let rip with.... heres to Happy hes tru blu....hes a pisspot thru and thru...hes an arsehole so they say....tried to go to heaven but went the other way... going down, down, down, downa


No2
Larry from Joisey on logging off....have a good time all and tell Coach to Foxtrot Oscar!

Both find pieces of work.

See you all next week

Tlh

[Happy]

haha luverly work

[Jess]

So sorry I couldn't make it. A girlfriend and I decided to catch up for dinner and she was only free wednesday.

If it's any consolation I missed you all.

Great write up TLH... they're always an excellent read.

[The InnFORCEr]

Great report, how about "The Gun" for BDGF??

Jessc, could I please have the number of that "girlfriend" of yours that is "free" on Wednesdays please

[Happy]

yes - me too please Jess

oh and he is now known as "Gunners"

[frontrow]

What about Axel, as in guns n roses...

[Mtbeaver]

sorry for my... no-show.. i forgot about it.. again..

but i had been at work all day, so you probably wouldn't have been able to stand the garlic anyway

[Evie]

I said nothing of the sort!

[brokendown gunfighter]

What about Axel, as in guns n roses...

I dont have tats

[The Lone Hydrangea]

I said nothing of the sort!

[AlcoholicStalker]

Miss Evie said Alcolholic Stalker couldnt make the chat as she had a better offer.After a bit of encouragement from fellow punters she said Brisvegas was out doing some horizontal folk dancing! Imagine going dancing and missing the chat. Must be a Queensland thing.

Besides the fact that miss Evie would be far to embarrassed to even suggest it. Yes I was with a boy but there was no horizontal dancing going on I decorated a christmas tree and did his grocery shopping.




By the way I got the arse from my job on monday as of christmas but the good news is that I have a job interview tomorrow.

[travelling_gerry]

Well done AS

[fulvio sammut]

Somehow I can't picture AS going out with a "boy" . Lumberjack maybe, bikie definately, but "boy"? And decorating Xmas trees and doing the shopping! Is this the ball breaking terminator we have all grown to know and love?

Good luck with your new job.

[Evie]

Besides the fact that miss Evie would be far to embarrassed to even suggest it. Yes I was with a boy but there was no horizontal dancing going on I decorated a christmas tree and did his grocery shopping.


By the way I got the arse from my job on monday as of christmas but the good news is that I have a job interview tomorrow.

Perhaps so.
18 days til Xmas and Melbourne, AS!

Stupid Angelo! Hope the interview goes well though.

[AlcoholicStalker]

well I guess boy isnt really the best label he is older then me but he isnt a lumberjack or a bikie.