After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and
alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the
through her kitchen window. The older of the two, a five year old lad,
grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into the
water hole.

As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother runs to
the yard in a panic. "Why on earth did you do that to your little
brother?!" she asks as she shook the older boy in anger.

"We were just playing 'church' mommy," he said. "And I was just
baptising the name of the Father, and in the Son, and the-hole-he-goes."