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    he's obviously full of 'roids JK

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    All the hair growing abilities migrated south....

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    Too much information i think....

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    I don't think he meant THAT far south, FR!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach
    My Mo - Day 1
    Coach that aint white man! Sorry its grey.Check with bloody Moses, hes good with colours? Your a shoo in,you will be mistaken for a old Merv Hughes come quiz night. Rest of you movember men had better shave it off now. Coach is the new Yeti!

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    the Mo : Day 3, succumbed to the razor for my precious cheeks, gives a bit more definition and i should be a hit with the ladies at the pub tomorrow night


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    Day 2


    and so beings the itch

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    Coach's monologue....

    ''Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it''


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    Quote Originally Posted by chook
    the Mo : Day 3, succumbed to the razor for my precious cheeks, gives a bit more definition and i should be a hit with the ladies at the pub tomorrow night

    Your gonna be beating the poonani off with a large stick Chook, potential chick magnet with that growth. Money is still with the Grande Fromage though

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    [QUOTE=Coach]Day 2


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    Looking a tad Billy Bob Thornton-ish there Boss

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    and it only gets whiter/greyer as the days go on

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    Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.

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    I think movember is an absolutely fantastic idea! I'm so impressed so many of you fella's are getting behind such a good cause. Big thumbs up to everyone participating and no doubt when i get paid on wednesday i will be able to make a donation or two. I look forward to watching your progress coach! A fine looking growth for 2 days if i may say so.
    Not a huge fan of facial hair on a guy myself but as it's all for such a good cause I am finding it a lot more attractive than I otherwise would.

    Keep up the good work boys!

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    I made Happy sad...

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    I will be donating $5 to every TWF moe on friday with any luck...

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    Good onya Alcoholilc Stalker!

    I just went to www.movember.com.au with the intent of sponsoring Scott Fava and Matt Hodgson in their Movember pursuits as per the RugbyWA Article but couldn't find them! After plugging in every male staff member at RugbyWA I did however find a solitary confirmed registrant! Omar Haji, so I sponsored him for a few dollars (Registration Number 10752) - onya cobber!

    I did also find a Mitch Hardy from an un-named team (given he works in admin with Omar, it could be the the one we know and love), but any other RugbyWA names I came across were members of very unlikely teams such that it was unliely to be one of our boys.

    C'mon RugbyWA - whats the point of "growin' a mo' for mens health" if we can't sponsor you! It's all well and good to say "Movember supports the Prostate Cancer Foundation of Australia, one of the nominated charities of the Emirates Western Force, and Beyond Blue." but you could do a whole lot more by spending 60 seconds and registering rarther than just getting the press time

    Plugging in Wallabies player names also drew blanks, even Mat Rogers....

    BTW - There are so far 41,708 registered participants of Movember so far.

    TWF Members have raised well over $500 so far!


    As an aside, I know for a fact that the Fava family are very committed to raising funds and awareness for cancer charities ( in particular) - this is a shot at the commercial machine that is RugbyWA.....

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    Dear Lord, if you give us back Johnny Cash, we'll give you Justin Bieber.

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