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    The moral of the story

    An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding.

    The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

    Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

    They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

    Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.

    The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned.

    The moral of the story ?

    If you try to please everyone, you might as well...

    Kiss your ass goodbye!

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    Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    Its a bloody good story and a bloody good point.

    Nice one Flamethrower.

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    haha so thats where you got the joke from matt, you just copied it! but hey, its a good one anyway!

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    Prove it!

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    Check the times on each post

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    Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    Busted!

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    thanks guys, you proved my point

    and sucked in matt!

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    Last edited by steph2993; 26-10-06 at 21:08. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    Hey bite me

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    that's even worse than the blonde one

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    Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mtbeaver
    Hey bite me
    dont make me! ill turn into nina

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    she hurts when she bites

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    exactly

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