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    The Magician and the Parrot

    A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
    There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

    Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat!" or "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!"

    or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

    The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot.

    Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found
    himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.

    They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word.

    This went on for a day... two days... and then three days. Finally, on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said: "OK, I give up.

    Where's the f***ing ship?"

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    hahahaha lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Haha - that will show the damn smart ass parriot

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    lol ... yes oldie but still a goodie

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    Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

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    Great joke...We need more Burgs, more.....

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    hahaha nice brugs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunmarn
    hahaha nice brugs
    Where can I get a nice pair of brugs?

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    ahhh the old jokes always crack me up no matter what

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