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    save our politicians

    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving.

    Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

    The driver rolls down his window and asks: "What's going on?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped John Howard, Peter Costello & Kim Beazley.

    They're asking for a $300 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol & set them on fire.

    We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

    The driver asks: "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

    "About a litre."

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    Ten litres from me

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    Why stop at those three????????

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    Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    hahaha, thats rather sadististic

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    dammit... all this ripping on politicians makes me realise i forgot to watch the chasers war on everything last night. dang. i was home and awake at that hour and everything. shoot.

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    I made Happy sad...

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    The Chaser was excellent too jessc. As usual

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessc
    dammit... all this ripping on politicians makes me realise i forgot to watch the chasers war on everything last night. dang. i was home and awake at that hour and everything. shoot.
    Can't you just download it from their website?

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    http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/...=20060623_2200

    I have it on my favourites, this is what came up in address bar when i log on

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    haha.....naturally and i agree with flamethrower, why stop there????

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