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    ONLY IN THE U.S. LEGAL SYSTEM

    A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against ... get this.............fire.

    Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated that he had lost the cigars in "a series of small fires."

    The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in a normal fashion. The man sued... and won!

    In delivering his ruling, the judge stated that since the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable, and also guaranteed that it would insure the cigars against fire, without defining what it considered to be "unacceptable fire," it was obligated to compensate the insured for his loss.

    Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the judge's ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in "the fires."

    After the man cashed his check, however, the insurance company had him arrested ......... on 24 counts of arson!

    With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used as evidence against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning the rare cigars and sentenced to 24 consecutive one-year terms!

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    "Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."

    "I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the refs!"

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    Suss out what goes on here,before casting the first stone dude.We are just as flaky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lone Hydrangea
    Suss out what goes on here,before casting the first stone dude.We are just as flaky.
    ok ok...i wasn't saying anything against America, just posted it because it's funny...sucks to be that guy...regardless of which country it hapens in.

    I still semi-support America's decision to go to war, although the Iraq situation isn't too good, got nothing against them really.

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    "Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."

    "I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the refs!"

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    Give the septics some credit, crikey!

    http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/cigarson.asp

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    Gotta love snopes.com, keeps me entertained at work! The one about the toothbrushes and the couple who get robbed on holiday and have their digital camera left in the room is a bit of a worry IMO
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    That story is about as true as the Good Housekeeping ad from the 50's! Strickly entertainment!

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    Yeah, but the Good Housekeeping *should* be the way it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ren
    ok ok...i wasn't saying anything against America, just posted it because it's funny...sucks to be that guy...regardless of which country it hapens in.

    I still semi-support America's decision to go to war, although the Iraq situation isn't too good, got nothing against them really.


    have they found those weapons of mass destruction yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brokendown gunfighter
    have they found those weapons of mass destruction yet?
    Is that why you're "brokendown"

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    hehe...no they haven't...why did Sudam Hussien go into hiding if he didn't do anything wrong? The way he treated his people was bad...he was a DICTATOR, America's reason for going to war might have been bad...if it was for oil, but atleast it removed a cruel person from power.

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    "Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."

    "I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the refs!"

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    Haha... aw thats a laugh. Pitty its not true

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    Last edited by Mtbeaver; 30-08-06 at 17:59.

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    I should have been a English teacher(remedial), i could of made a fortune

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    But teaching at Guildford does not include English, they work on the farms all day and play with cows and sheep

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunmarn
    But teaching at Guildford does not include English, they work on the farms all day and play with cows and sheep
    Isn't that what the Kiwis do also?

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