Ask Jess...

[Lonzy]

LMAO gerry thats so funny! ... I shoulda used that one when I was working at a small goods place... and the boss kept whistling at me ... to hurry up ... mind you I was trying to push/pull a giant pallet of salami ... and the boss guy coulda helped its not like he was carrying anything ... pshhh bad job ... so i quit muhahaha ... then me and my dad were trying to devise an evil plan to get back at him ... dad suggested perhaps I put a mouses head in his bed lmao ... yeah woulda been funny ... cos hes italian ... so it woulda been like the horses head ... thingy outa the godfather ... but i dont have easy access to horses so a mouse was the next best thing .. ...

[Jess]

so what did YOU see in him lol

good question. to be honest now i'm not sure what it was.

[Jess]

http://home.att.net/~scorh3/Date.html
http://www.wbrucecameron.com/columns/8rules.htm

that was hillarious! poor dads. never realised they could get so stressed about their little girls dating.
For the record i never expected any dads to be ok with their little girls getting up to certain activities on these dates... was merely being hypothetical.

And no one could possibly be more embarrassing than my dad. old man cringle has many an embarrassing trick up his sleeve...

[Lonzy]

... BTW jessc ... i have been practicing all my tetris moves ... its just not working!!!

[Evie]

A Barmaid I knew had a perfect come back for that....If a parton whistled for her attention and a drink.....she would walk up to them ... put on her biggest cheesiest smile and say..."Yes...what would you like me to do? Bark at you or piss on your leg?"

Oh thats classic! Still don't think I ever want to be a barmaid or a waitress, I'll stick to selling books.

[Darren]

Selling books is a noble profession.

Wish there was a barmaid here now though, there is only one beer in the fridge

[AlcoholicStalker]

A Barmaid I knew had a perfect come back for that....If a parton whistled for her attention and a drink.....she would walk up to them ... put on her biggest cheesiest smile and say..."Yes...what would you like me to do? Bark at you or piss on your leg?"

That would be like me throwing money back at arrogant private school boys and telling them I am not a hooker so they shouldnt throw money at me. I havent seen them in a few weeks.

[Mtbeaver]

My ears are burning... whats this about private school boys????

[Jess]

you tell us matt... what's up with private school boys?

[Shaun]

Nothing is up with us ay Matt, something is up with everyone else

[Mtbeaver]

yeah - one day me and Shaun will take over and kill everyone that didnt participate in a private school... isnt that right Shaun...

[RugbyFan]

Haha i went to a private boys school, nothing wrong with me, I just learnt how to play rugby better.

[fulvio sammut]

My ears are burning... whats this about private school boys????

What's this about hookers????

[RugbyFan]

Fulvio you dirty old man...

[fulvio sammut]

No, no, purely an academic interest I assure you. It is just that the juxtaposition of "public schoolboys" and "hookers" is surely a lexicographic oxymoron.The expressions form a logical non sequitur in terms of human experience. The more understandable, though perhaps less acceptable, interconnection would exist between the phrases "public schoolboys" and "paederastic prelates".