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  1. 25-08-06, 14:29 #1
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    A Kiwi

    A kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "darling, this is the pig i have sex with when you have a headache." His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies, "I think you will find thats a sheep, you idiot."I think you will find i wasn't talking to you."

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  2. 25-08-06, 14:47 #2
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    Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
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    A bit of cack on the liver today Happy?

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  4. 25-08-06, 18:35 #4
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    whats the smallest thing in a sheeps anotomy

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  5. 25-08-06, 19:27 #5
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    hehe pumbaa

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    Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
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    A kiwi's pecker

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  7. 25-08-06, 23:34 #7
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    how would you know, pumba?

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