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Thread: Report: Male Hair Loss 7 Times More Painful Than Childbirth

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    Report: Male Hair Loss 7 Times More Painful Than Childbirth

    LOS ANGELES—According to a study released Wednesday by the California Pain Medicine Center, subjects suffering from male- pattern baldness were found to experience a level of physical pain at least seven times more intense than that experienced by women during childbirth. "Clinical studies show that as hair gradually separates from the scalp, men experience intensifying waves of all-consuming pain equivalent to having their insides ripped out through the thousands of tiny follicles on their head," said Vincent Kwan, who led the all-male research team that carried out the study. "While strong uterine contractions and tearing of the vaginal walls undoubtedly cause a degree of discomfort among women in labor, balding men would give anything to experience those sensations instead of lying awake and suffering all night as their hair thins." Kwan stated that men's remarkable ability to endure years of excruciating agony without the aid of epidurals or other powerful analgesics was a testament to the sex's unrivaled tolerance for pain.

    https://www.theonion.com/report-male...ldb-1819572885

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    You don't lose hair, it just migrates to your back. Or so I'm told.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brokendown gunfighter View Post
    only 7?
    They clearly haven't factored in the emotional trauma.

    I love the "degree of discomfort" line!

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    What's even worse is pulling out nose-hairs

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    What's even worse is pulling out nose-hairs
    And the fu**ers that keep sprouting on my ears.

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    And the fu**ers that keep sprouting on my ears.
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    It's an issue that's close to my head.

    I've not lost hair, I've gained face..

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