Apologies

[The Lone Hydrangea]

You must have a full cellar still the way your mine stock out

OK Gerry TLH is gunna throw in an extra bottle in for you as well

Frontrow - We don't produce it in flagons sorry mate

That will teach me for being a gobby bastard

[Happy]

i doubt you'll change though

[Sagerian]

Then for the whole game i pretended i had no idea where the huge wet patch on the ground next to me had come from.

Yeah... Something like that happened to me once...

[Happy]

hahaha sage you idiot

[travelling_gerry]

is that how you got pregnant Sage.....rolled in the wet spot..???

[Jess]

haha... charming

[Sagerian]

So... That's where babies come from???

[Jess]

now sage... when a mummy and daddy love each other very much...

[Happy]

as Ted-e-Bear once said... "When a man gets excited... that's all I know"

[Jess]

ted-e-bear? as in the david strassman ted-e-bear?

[Happy]

is there any other??

i love that little fella

[Jess]

i loooooove him!! i have a signed ted-e-bear from when i went to david strassman's show many many years ago when i was probably only about 10 or so. So my brother and i got our own ted-e-bear each and we lined up after the show to get the man himself to sign them. he signed it as 'dear jessica, love ted-e-bear.'
He realised i was really young and his advice for me was
"were you at the show?"
"yes"
"Don't repeat anything Chuck said"

*sigh* I'll remember it forever.

The bear still sleeps in my bed.

[Happy]

I got a ted-e-bear sitting out near my tv in the lounge!! a very funny man!!

[Jess]

yeah but is yours signed by ted-e-bear himself?

[Happy]

well no...