MALE VS. FEMALE LOGIC.

[The InnFORCEr]

Woman:
Do you drink Guinness?

Man: Yes

Woman:
How many a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $9.00

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a Guinness costs $9 and you have 3 a day which puts your spending each month at $810. In one year, it would be approximately $9855 …correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $9855, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $197,100, correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much Guinness, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink Guinness?

Woman:
No

Man:
Where’s your Ferrari?

[eleypinkbit]

He should drink at JB's - it's usually on special there!