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    MALE VS. FEMALE LOGIC.

    Woman:
    Do you drink Guinness?

    Man: Yes

    Woman:
    How many a day?

    Man:
    Usually about 3

    Woman:
    How much do you pay per beer?

    Man: $9.00

    (This is where it gets scary !)

    Woman:
    And how long have you been drinking?

    Man:
    About 20 years, I suppose

    Woman:
    So a Guinness costs $9 and you have 3 a day which puts your spending each month at $810. In one year, it would be approximately $9855 …correct?

    Man:
    Correct

    Woman:
    If in 1 year you spend $9855, not accounting for inflation, the past
    20 years puts your spending at $197,100, correct?

    Man:
    Correct

    Woman:
    Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much Guinness, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

    Man:
    Do you drink Guinness?

    Woman:
    No

    Man:
    Where’s your Ferrari?


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