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    Talking Horse Meat

    "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse....."

    Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

    Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

    Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.
    So I had a £5 each way!

    Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night.... I still have a bit
    between my teeth.

    A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from
    Tesco - Her condition is said to be stable.

    Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn

    "I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF"

    Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse
    barcodes for serving suggestions.

    Said to the missus these Tesco burgers given me terrible trots.

    To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian.

    A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?' Cow says 'Illegal
    ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

    I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse
    d'oeuvres.

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    Nay.

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    My favourites were:
    • Horse meat in Tesco burgers...what were the odds?
    • The whole scandal has been an unbridled disaster
    • Worst thing about those burgers is they leave bits between your teeth
    • A sign in the butchers that read "No added Shergar"
    • The observation that Hamburgers is an anagram of "Shergar bum"



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    Scratch the word Tesco and insert Ikea.

    http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-02-2...tballs/4539596

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    Nothing wrong with horse meat.
    The French have been eating it for years.
    They seem to be O........
    Never mind, forget that

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    Horse meat is beautiful. In Belgium they do the best steak Tar tar you will ever get and the difference between beef and horse is extreme.

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    yeah, i have heard that fresh horse meat is like the best, aged steak.

    Anywhere in perth do it? I wouldn't mind a couple of steaks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by palitu View Post
    yeah, i have heard that fresh horse meat is like the best, aged steak.

    Anywhere in perth do it? I wouldn't mind a couple of steaks!

    http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/bu...ver-horse-meat...
    this guy was sellin it last year. Give him a call.

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    Was probably Vince Garaffa - Mondo Meats in Osbourne Park

    https://www.mondo.net.au/

    Dont get him talking though unless you have a spare day.

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    I would totally try some horse meat! If they are going to kill a perfectly healthy animal you might as well be able to eat it, rather than waste it!

    Well, I probably already have ... but, I'd probably be able to appreciate it much more if I knew it was horse meat :p

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    Have had horse meat in France and Switzerland. Considering the prices in the restuarants my experience (based on all of 2 meals) is that it tastes similar to beef and is a bit cheaper than similar quality beef.

    Wildebeast was better, as was impala, but they were prepared by a great cook and eaten at a safari camp, so I was probably high on endorphins and would have happily eaten surstromming

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    You can't beat a Buffalo steak! But even warthog tasts good when on safari.
    Strange I've eaten horse but never thought of or tried zebra.

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    Had horse meat in Japan once. Looked like pale beef with a yellowier fat.

    Had a skewered meat street kebab in the Phillipines once (not my best call bit I was shitfaced) turned out to be monkey meat! (true story)

    Was very tangy!
    (Orangutan-gy!)

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    Walk into a chiller full of horse.

    There's no way I'd eat the stuff.

    Camel is good.

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    The europeans are so far behind the time.

    We did this in Australia 30 years ago!!

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