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    Australia bowled RSA out for 96 after scoring 284

    Things were looking pretty good

    1 hour later at 9/21 things had turned to shite

    All out 46 with the only positive being avoiding the lowest score in test cricket history

    RSA crusing to victory with mummies boy M Johnson struggling to hit the pitch with his left arm pie chucks

    Sack that gimp MJ Clarke

    Broom the old guard who were past it years ago

    How bad was that shite?

    Are Gen Y gayer than AIDS?

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    give them credit rex,the score was 47,after being 9 for 21

    justin Langer,being batting coach will claim credit for the glorious 10th wicket stand

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    Sack Ponting as he is well past it.

    Sack Haddin, 5/15 and he comes down the wicket and plays the worst shot I have seen since Damien Martyn at the SCG in 93/94.

    Sack Hughes - I could have scored a 100 on the pitch he did it on in Sri Lanka.

    Sack Mitchell Johnson because he is shithouse, a poor mans Steve Harmison

    Sack Justin Langer as Batting Coach.

    Peter Siddle and Michael Hussey would be on last chance row.

    Michael Clarke was the only one to score anything and people want him sacked? Madness
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    sack em all,bring back me & elf1

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    Bugger me if you two get a run I must be an automatic pick
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    Quote Originally Posted by jargan83 View Post
    Bugger me if you two get a run I must be an automatic pick
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    You wouldn't even get a game for Scotland if they were a man short!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jargan83 View Post
    Sack Ponting as he is well past it.

    Sack Haddin, 5/15 and he comes down the wicket and plays the worst shot I have seen since Damien Martyn at the SCG in 93/94.

    Sack Hughes - I could have scored a 100 on the pitch he did it on in Sri Lanka.

    Sack Mitchell Johnson because he is shithouse, a poor mans Steve Harmison

    Sack Justin Langer as Batting Coach.

    Peter Siddle and Michael Hussey would be on last chance row.

    Michael Clarke was the only one to score anything and people want him sacked? Madness
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    Can we sack Robbie Deans while we are at it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JediKnight View Post
    You wouldn't even get a game for Scotland if they were a man short!!!
    I only play for real countries......
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    Quote Originally Posted by JediKnight View Post
    You wouldn't even get a game for Scotland if they were a man short!!!
    Scotland can find eleven blokes who play cricket?

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    C'mon the

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    Quote Originally Posted by GIGS20 View Post
    Scotland can find eleven blokes who play cricket?
    They're still looking for 15 to play Rugby!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jargan83 View Post
    They're still looking for 15 to play Rugby!
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    Oman.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jargan83 View Post
    I only play for real countries......
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    your avatar fits that statement perfectly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JediKnight View Post
    Oman.....


    At least we'll make the World Cup

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    Quote Originally Posted by JediKnight View Post
    You wouldn't even get a game for Scotland if they were a man short!!!
    One of the best sledges I've seen

    Outstanding!!!!!!!!!

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    Roll on Rugby season.

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