The Princesses Are All Tough.

[Hansie]

Mick Colliss could not have put it so eloquently.

Make sure the burgers have free range beef, prepared the halal way, with organic salad, Cholesterol free sauce, gluten free spelt fluor buns and no butter!!! Cooked in virgin olive oil and served with a smile. = food for spoilt rotten brats.

Need to check your public liability insurance, before I go in the bouncy castle. Hope you have "working with children" certified supervisors, St. John Ambulance and counsellors for parents and kids when a few tears are shed.

Electric chords to air pump need to be properly stored away, warning signs erected and no dog doo doo around.

Sad but true, we've got to this stage. In our day Fulvs and I played in the mud and he stole my toys.

[Guru]

Great chat ........

[Darren]

There's room on the front page for a neddies/paly match preview and post match review ... anyone?

[The Oracle]

Whenever the brothers meet, jealousy and resentment bubbles to the surface, as it will on Saturday, and one of them will end up with a bloody nose.

Unfortunately I was overseas and unable to be at the Battle of Tompkins Park.

A friend informed me that Hansie didn't buy Fulvio a beer or vice versa because Hansie's son was bloodied and had to be taken to hospital. Hopefully he's okay Hansie?

Did Fulvio's hitman get the wrong guy?

Or is the Palmyra way to target family members as well?

What has the world come to. The return match at the Foreshore should be good value; more beers than blood hopefully. Will try and diarise that one.

[Hansie]

Let it be said.....Fulvio is a true gentleman, he bought two beers and welcomed me into his tee pee.

Sadly the boy's head was openend by friendly fire, good people at Charlie's emptied a stapled gun into his scone, but not in enough time to make it back to Tomkins.

The return match should be sensational, the second last home game in our soon to refurbished club rooms. Chance for Fulvs to have a last beer in front of Brocky's wall painting.