Players Nicknames

[The InnFORCEr]

I know there are plenty of them getting so around so let's try and create comprehensive list starting with the rugby players. Coach, can you set up a peramanent list of Force, Wallabies Internationals to add to??

Here we go, and lets start right at the very top....

John Eales - Nobody "because Nobody's perfect"
Scott Stantiforth - Spanner
Brendon Cannon - Quilt, more stiches than a
Wendell Sailor - Dell

[Happy]

Angry Phil - Phil Waugh
Burnie - Steve Larkham
Mini Me - George Gregan

[Burgs]

They put a bit of a list out in the pre season which I will try and find.
The one I remember made me laugh the most was for the 19 year old:
Brett Stapleton= Man Child

[The InnFORCEr]

Angry Phil - Phil Waugh
Burnie - Steve Larkham
Mini Me - George Gregan

Burnie - apparently because he has as much personality as the dead guy in Weekend at Burnies

[Happy]

lol that's it mate!!! hehe

[Burgs]

A couple of local mates ones are:
Phil Waugh= Cro Magnon Man
Matt Henjak= The Angry Swan

[Happy]

Henjak - Angry Swan lol how did that come about ?? I'd call him something along the lines of .. Henjak you useless prick!!

[Goldmember]

Heard on Nova this morning that Scott Fava is called "Sparky" after his convulsions at the Sevens games.

[Sagerian]

Phil "The Ferret" Waugh.
Shaun "Bulls**t" Berne.
Sam Norton-Knight, "Two-Dads", the Hyphen, the Hyphenator.
Donut Dunning.

[Burgs]

Henjak - Angry Swan lol how did that come about ?? I'd call him something along the lines of .. Henjak you useless prick!!

I think it started one night when he was roaring at the forwards tied in with his stupid mohawk thingo.
He was buzzing about everywhere and just looked angry.
Inspired with suitable creative liquid inspiration.
Lets not turn this into another Hennas bashing thread though, there's 513 other threads for that

[Burgs]

Dropkick Dunning
Dunney Dunning
Cannonball Dunning
Useless cxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[The InnFORCEr]

Dropkick Dunning
Dunney Dunning
Cannonball Dunning
Useless cxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

How could we ever forget that drop goal from Dunning, one of my all time great moments in rugby that should NEVER have happened....just pipped by that little pommy bastard that did the same in 2003

[Happy]

Turps - Matt Rodgers

[Sagerian]

Oh god how could I forget Medicare Mat.

[RugbyFan]

I like "Bam Bam" for Dave Pocock. From The Flinstones, Barney's baby, he's a baby, but really strong.