Force Player Stranded in Joburg

[Darren]

From Nathan Charles blog

another set back was one of the boys (who will remain nameless) lost his passport and was unable to board the flight, this caused the flight to be delayed further and frantic management running around the airport to no avail. Our team mate had to stay in Jo’Burg for the night while the rest of the team flew back to Perth, in the mean time our nameless team mate who was left behind had to sort out an emergency passport and will return tomorrow.

Which one you reckon?

[travelling_gerry]

A book?

[fulvio sammut]

A doughnut?

[Thequeerone]

Hmmm tantalising

[blueandblack]

Can't tell from the tweets on front page

[BDAVEY]

losing a pp pity easy to do in J berg... its a shit hole

[Rex Messup]

I think it is unfair to say lost

I guarantee it was stolen

And is now in some dodgy back alley blackmarket auction in the port city of Tangier in Morocco where thousands of desperate Africans are squabbling, fighting and haggling over Sam Wykes' passport. He's the only one with a hairstyle the Africans would steal.

The lucky bidder will enter the eurozone on an Australian passport.......complete with fro

[Thequeerone]

Surely that would take months of growth and cultivation and then there is the height issue I didn't think there were that many who were that tall and then there is the nose.......

[shasta]

Someone ask Hertryk if she did a headcount. She's bound to have been in the arrivals hall stalking Sharpie.

[normie]

Surely that would take months of growth and cultivation and then there is the height issue I didn't think there were that many who were that tall and then there is the nose.......

Height doesn't show in a passport photo and the imposter can just say he's just had a haircut. The nose will be a challenge....

[andrewM]

The biggest worry we have now is whether the officials at the embassy are victorians or not.

[WF1964]

It was Jono Jenkins...
Not having much luck is he...

[GIGS20]

I would assume the Victorian embassy officials would have arranged an f18 to get him home ASAP then!