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    Amusing little ditti from an England prop ......

    Amusing little ditti from an England prop ......

    http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/r...m-1992579.html

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    Self deprecating humour, back handed compliments, pulling the piss on footy, visiting PMH, enjoying Perth... he better cut that crap out before I end up actually liking the pommy bastard...

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    Ah England, the home of my birth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WF1964 View Post
    Ah England, the home of my birth.
    ah well, we all have a cross to bear. It's just that some are bigger than others

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    Ah England....the great unwashed!

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    I hope you've recovered WF1964. 1964 was a great year, however being born in Englandshire should never be mentioned. Unless of course you're going through rough times and your shrink is taking you back in time to find the cause. When you drive North through England and reach the Scottish border there's a sign at the side of the road:

    "Welcome to Scotland- sorry for the shite you've had to drive through to get here"

    Honest- true story. Honestly

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    Quote Originally Posted by doobie69 View Post
    I hope you've recovered WF1964. 1964 was a great year, however being born in Englandshire should never be mentioned. Unless of course you're going through rough times and your shrink is taking you back in time to find the cause. When you drive North through England and reach the Scottish border there's a sign at the side of the road:

    "Welcome to Scotland- sorry for the shite you've had to drive through to get here"

    Honest- true story. Honestly
    Thanks for your concern doobie, I'm still reeling a little.

    Haven't had therapy hitherto, but perhaps the time has come.

    Could I redeem myself by saying although born there I spent only 0.07 % of my life there, although they were my formative years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WF1964 View Post
    Could I redeem myself by saying although born there I spent only 0.07 % of my life there, although they were my formative years.
    Yikes - by my calcs that means something like you only spent one year out of your 1400 years on Earth!!

    We may have to elevate you to Sage status with that longevity - or alternatively get you some remedial maths support!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timbo View Post
    Yikes - by my calcs that means something like you only spent one year out of your 1400 years on Earth!!

    We may have to elevate you to Sage status with that longevity - or alternatively get you some remedial maths support!
    Well spotted!
    I was only out by a factor of 100.

    PS - I'm not having a good day

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    Quote Originally Posted by WF1964 View Post
    Well spotted!
    I was only out by a factor of 100.

    PS - I'm not having a good day
    My nanna used to say - "No-one likes a smartass!" - I never was very good at heeding good advice......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackswan View Post
    ah well, we all have a cross to bear. It's just that some are bigger than others
    So True So True...I'd rather forget...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackswan View Post
    ah well, we all have a cross to bear. It's just that some are bigger than others
    he can have dual passports without even trying - that is something worth while!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy View Post
    he can have dual passports without even trying - that is something worth while!!
    He ?

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