NIB Stadium Manager

[travelling_gerry]

I noticed in todays West a job vacancy for Stadium Manager at NIB.

So, if you were NIB Stadium Manager, what would you do?

[G_Beard]

Allow catch up drinks in the walk ways. Only hire security that have played rugby and understand what it's about.
Reduce the price of beer!
Witch doctor medicine the field in favour of the Force.
Be open to other peoples suggestions and commission more members bars with TV screens so you don't miss anything.
And TVs in toilets so no missing the game.

[jono]

re-furb the loos

[GIGS20]

DEMOLISH the western stand and replace it with a facility worthy of the force.

Fund both it and the inevitable fine for destroying a "heritage building" by making real beer available for sale at the ground for $1.00 more than the useless swill they're selling now.

[DazloT]

Double the prices...the punters are suckers and will keep coming.

Double security...gotta keep them in line and get them in and out quickly, no hanging around that costs money.

Halve the seat size...get more in and there is an obesity epidemic, encourages the suckers to lose weight.

Hire professional idiots (soccer fans)to start fights, after a while the police will start attending all events and provide the security.

Just walking to the game now and the lights are on, what a waste. They should be turned on at kickoff!

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[shasta]

You might enjoy the curtain raiser. Bit hard without lighting.

[DazloT]

You might enjoy the curtain raiser. Bit hard without lighting.

That reminded me of a good point brought up at one of the members huddle the Force have been doing.

The force asked how early people get to the game. The general response was if things were cheaper and open earlier people would go and watch the curtain raiser and or catch up with friends in the members bat. Hence end up spending more in total.

Sinderberry agreed completely about cheaper prices meaning more will spend their money.

[UNCLE BOOG]

So, if you were NIB Stadium Manager, what would you do?

whatever was written in my PD.

[hertryk]

Would it entail less than 54hrs per week? VIP Parking for Force games? Where's my CV? LOL!

[jono]

54 hours? Shit that would be awesome!!!
Trying to get under 60 HPW at the mo

[hertryk]

54 hours? Shit that would be awesome!!!
Trying to get under 60 HPW at the mo

With just 4 days off a month! (Sunday's!)

[shasta]

54 hours? Shit that would be awesome!!!
Trying to get under 60 HPW at the mo

Don't try too hard. The mortgage won't pay itself off.

[valzc]

Sounds like a good job for Mr Hertryk!

[travelling_gerry]

I would sack half the security staff who turn their back on a game of Rugby.

Let the players handle the streakers.

[GIGS20]

Would it entail less than 54hrs per week? VIP Parking for Force games? Where's my CV? LOL!

You mean I'd have to work more than 30 hours a week?

Surely thatll be offset by more than the 12 weeks of annual leave I currently get?