Welcome to the Southern Lions Forum

[Heavy_Serevi]

Welcome all to the Southern Lions forum, kindly hosted on the The Whole Force website.

Please feel to discuss anything Southern Lions related here. Be it events on or off the paddocked, or even the worrying weight gain of our 1st Grade Captain (aka The Stump aka ALF aka JC).

[Burgs]

Welcome aboard Heavy Serevi and the Southern Lions crew!
Look forward to hearing how your season unfolds and I hope you enjoy the TWF experience.

[The Stump]

I don't have a weight problem I'm just big boned! I'm just having a little trouble losing my pregnancy weight (that is the wait gained from having a permanent driver for 9 months!)

Anyhow, I'm in serious training to amply fill the ALF suit for the big final during half time at the crusaders game.

[vortextua]

Alf shouldnt you be dining on David Puseys leg or something?

[Darren]

I thought that the Alf dude was to be the official Force mascott - I was just about to call the drug squad down to Perry Lakes when I worked out what it was all about. It took me another 20 minutes before I even realised it was an Alf suit. Who makes a blue Alf suit ?

Was that actually you Stump?

[Bigglesworth]

Caulfield looks like he hasn't had a crap in two weeks

[Heavy_Serevi]

I thought that the Alf dude was to be the official Force mascott - I was just about to call the drug squad down to Perry Lakes when I worked out what it was all about. It took me another 20 minutes before I even realised it was an Alf suit. Who makes a blue Alf suit ?

Was that actually you Stump?

I can verify that The Stump is the very same ALF. I do this quite bitterly, as I was also in with a slight shout of wearing the magical, digital-camera enticing suit but my claim was quickly shot down as The Stump:

a) Actually owns the suit

and

b) has enough girth to wear it effectively

...Watch out for the Cookie Monster next year.

[Darren]

Please, please don't let him wear it again, I'm still having nightmares ......

[The Stump]

Yes Coach, As indicated by my Furry friend Heavy Serevi I am indeed ALF. Thanks for the mention in this weeks newsletter. I need you all to give me a big cheer on Friday to avoid the travisty of losing to some 6 year old in a blue paper hat.

Also if the boys are getting a bath I am willing to sacrifice ALF and take out (tipoki style)either Dan Carter or Ritchie McCaw before the 2nd half starts.

[Darren]

Congrats on winning the "Best in Blue" comp Stump! You think you'll get the callup for an encore performance for the APC?
When are we gonna see some handy work with the new camera?

[Burgs]

Here's a third "Best in Bluer" that hasn't been heard from in a while!
Any others floating around out there!?