Evie's Dilemma

[Happy]

So I have 2 tickets now ... cheap accom is looking harder to find, but worse case I can just go to Cardiff for the day.

Did you ring the backpackers number I sent ya ?

[Action Hardcore]

did you wear the backpack I sent you?

[Happy]

did you wear the backpack I sent you?

No ... left it with your mum last night!

[Action Hardcore]

What can I say I'm a sexual beast with greek god like body that can only be made by the hands of God himself.

Chicks can't get off the great sculpted body of mine, which they like to butter me down with baby oil made from turtle shells.

As much as it's enjoyable, I'm not their sexual play toy, I'm a human being with feelings. Not only am I a man of fitness and great charm, I'm a man of integrity, intelligence, kindness, and respect.

How do I get these chicks to lay off my flag pole without hurting their feelings?

Why God? Why? Do I have to win the genetic lottery? I want to be ugly and fat for one day, so I can be alone.

[Thequeerone]

Do anyone else think his Mom would be proud

[Sheikh]

I want to be ugly and fat for one day, so I can be alone.

Hey! Props are never alone - especially if they hang around with hookers!

[brokendown gunfighter]

Do anyone else think his Mom would be proud

to give birth to a fuckwit,I dont think so

[Evie]

Did you ring the backpackers number I sent ya ?

They are full, lots of places are and the ones that aren't have a 2 night minimum stay on rugby weekends and therefore are far too expensive.

[GIGS20]

train station? park bench? ask Kalafan for new ideas

[Happy]

They are full, lots of places are and the ones that aren't have a 2 night minimum stay on rugby weekends and therefore are far too expensive.

ahh bugger.. oh well I tried

[KalaFan]

train station? park bench? ask Kalafan for new ideas

knockshop

[GIGS20]

knockshop

She's looking for cheap accommodation, have you ever spent time at a knockshop without paying extra over the going rate?..........didn't think so!

[AndyS]

There is a backpacking story there, no doubt...?

[Action Hardcore]

She's looking for cheap accommodation, have you ever spent time at a knockshop without paying extra over the going rate?..........didn't think so!

Once, twas a while ago when i was still in my teens. before the protein shakes and steroid abuse when I was just a lowly TV personality, I still had the body of a young tom cruise in top gun, I was doing a segment for a popular telivision programme 60 minutes where we uncovered ilegal brothels. Needless to say I was payed off with favours by a handfull of houses of ill repute to not show there shamefull secret on said programme. Good times. However being Action Hardcore, I showed them anyway.

Never trust a rugby player.