$2 million facelift for Members Equity Stadium

[normie]

I'm not! I can imagine that the $2 million will be broken down as:

$10,000 for 2000 plastic garden chairs from Bunnings;
$5,000 for some garden lighting strung along the side of the pitch (also from Bunnings - for the irony they'll be bought at the Subi branch); and
$1,985,000 on lawyers arguing over how the money should be better spent.

Nice one Sheikh,

Do those costings include delivery and installation?

One thing that concerns me - Why are they skimping on the legals?