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    St Paddies Day Joke

    Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the
    night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not
    be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'. Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on
    my way then'. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat
    on his face. 'Shoite' he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts
    himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face,


    'Shoite,


    Shoite !'


    He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to
    the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and
    shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep
    breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the
    sidewalk and falls flat on his face.


    'Bi'Jesus.... I'm f***in ' f***ed ,' he says.


    He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls
    himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a
    look up the stairs and says 'No f***in' way'. He crawls up the stairs to
    his bedroom door and says 'I can make it to the bed'. He takes a step into
    the room and falls flat on his face. He says ' F**k it ' and falls into
    bed.



    The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of
    coffee and says, 'Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night ?'



    Paddy says, 'I did, Jess. I was f***in' pissed. But how'd you know?'



    'Mick phoned . . . you left your wheelchair at the pub.

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    Change a couple of names and the venue and.....

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    ... no names, no pack drill?

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    His wife has a great name...

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    I made Happy sad...

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