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    BBQ RULES

    We are in the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.
    When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:


    Routine...
    (1) The woman buys the food.
    (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert .
    (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
    (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

    Here comes the important part:
    (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

    More routine...
    (6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
    (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.

    Important again:
    (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

    More routine...
    (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
    (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

    And most important of all:
    (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
    (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

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    oh this is going to start a war

    i can't wait!!!

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    I vote - GIVE US A RECTANGLE STADIUM!!!!!!

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    I guess these rules don't apply if you're a shoe bitch- Rhonda and I were in charge of the snags on Monday.

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    Did they thank you ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swee_82 View Post
    I guess these rules don't apply if you're a shoe bitch- Rhonda and I were in charge of the snags on Monday.
    Cricket was on, therefore I don't lift a finger. A tried an true method

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thequeerone View Post
    Did they thank you ?
    We lost the cricket.

    What do you reckon?

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    Doh !

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    61 years between Grand Slams Was the wait worth it - Ya betta baby

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    The rules all make sense...can only lift a finger during lunch break of cricket (to go and play backyard cricket)

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    coz Stone Cold says so

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    Now which of you gentlemen are interested in purchasing a funeral plan
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    Are they cheaper if you buy a group plan, Elf??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flamethrower View Post
    Are they cheaper if you buy a group plan, Elf??
    Hopefully I need to make a big profit

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    I will bet your left gonad Happy, the above does'nt apply in your household!

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    My only correction to this fine observation of BBQ'ing life is on point No. 1.

    The women does not buy the food, the women may pick up the food, but the man always pays....one way or another.

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    Just happy to be here

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    You want gold handles on your coffin, TEF??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flamethrower View Post
    You want gold handles on your coffin, TEF??
    Extra cost right there

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