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    Things to consider.

    1. A day without sunshine is like night.

    2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    3 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

    4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

    5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

    6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

    7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

    8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

    9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

    10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

    11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

    12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

    13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

    14 OK, so what's the speed of dark?

    15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

    16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

    17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

    18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

    20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

    21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the hell happened?'

    22. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the hell happened?'
    This is too true to be funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flamethrower View Post
    3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
    Nah, it's 42.8 percent.

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    FT, you've changed my life - I used to be the first part of #7 until your wisdom, mixed with plenty of representation of #5 allowed me the freedom to become the 2nd half of #7 Thank you, your words are a beacon of hope in this vast ocean of darkness called life.... I will carry on with my new-found attitude in order to build a better world... ... which yanks my chain

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