The Kiwi With The Dodgy Prostate

[Badger]

A Kiwi was in Australia to watch an upcoming Rugby Test match, for which he had tickets. He wasn't feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor.
'Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey' said Wiremu.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that hehad long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal.
'No way doc' replied Wiremu 'I'm gitting a sicond upinion !'
The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure.Not surprisingly he refused the treatment.
Wiremu was devastated, but with the rugby match just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor working in Australia , and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: 'Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv prostate suckness ey'
'What's the cure thin doc ?' asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.
'Wull, Wiremu', said the Kiwi doctor 'Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls.'
'Phew, thunk god for thut!' said Wiremu, 'those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!'

[Swee_82]

Haha.. big LOLs for that one here Badge, even if deciphering Kiwi did make my head hurt a little.

[Flamethrower]

Hahaha you know it's a joke cause you said there was a Kiwi working.

[GIGS20]

Hahaha you know it's a joke cause you said there was a Kiwi working.

Gold!