French to be Cockless in Cardiff

[Burgs]

COCKS NOT WANTED

An anti-rooster message has gone out from the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff, which will host the Wales-France match on March 18.

The releasing of the cockerel, one of France's endearing rituals of international rugby, is under threat because of the outbreak of H5N1 avian influenza (bird flu). The outbreak among wild birds in Europe has prompted the Six Nations tournament to order the clampdown on the cockerel.

Since 1911, supporters of Les Bleus have made it a tradition to smuggle cocks into the stadium and release them onto the pitch, sending police and security chasing to catch the birds.

Security at the France-Italy match was told to be firm in searching clothing and bags to ensure no cocks were brought into the Stade de France.

Only one cock was permitted, a mascot called Felicien. Stadium spokesman Laurent Chmiel allowed the cock as the owner comes to every match with it in a cage. He opens it before the match so that everyone can see, holds it aloft like a trophy and then puts it away again.

It would seem that the rest of the French supporters will be cockless...

[The EnForcer]

[QUOTE=Burgs
Only one cock was permitted, a mascot called Felicien. Stadium spokesman Laurent Chmiel allowed the cock as the owner comes to every match with it in a cage. He opens it before the match so that everyone can see, holds it aloft like a trophy and then puts it away again.
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Last time I did that at Murrayfield I got arrested and got a date.

[Burgs]

What, got your cock out

[The EnForcer]

What, got your cock out

Yeah but waving it above my head got me the date.

[Darren]

did you guys plan that one?

[Burgs]

Yeah but waving it above my head got me the date.

You must be very flexible?!?!

[The InnFORCEr]

He was refering to the "head" on his beer, which only sits at waist height!!!

[Burgs]

Wouldn't want to slip, would be a wee but chully at Murrayfield

[The EnForcer]

Wouldn't want to slip, would be a wee but chully at Murrayfield

Hey Burgs, you got the accent down pat boy.

He was refering to the "head" on his beer, which only sits at waist height!!!

InnForcer......it's a pound and a half of prime Scottish beef boy!

Talking about head, did you know that the Australian Alcoholic Drinks Commission has just announced that the cocktail formerly known as the "Cosk Sucking Cowboy" is now to be called the Heath Ledger. (Stolen from the InnForcer)

[Burgs]

Hey Burgs, you got the accent down pat boy.

You don't heave on a set of bagpipes for five years without getting some sense of the gibberish your ancestors spoke

[.X.]

och thet aint gibberish laddie its da queens scottish me foine foine boy-o


:O

what the hell was that????

[The EnForcer]

och thet aint gibberish laddie its da queens scottish me foine foine boy-o


:O

what the hell was that????

eh? no much wonder you're in exile boy......why don't you do a Luke mate....oh feck it, had the whole afternoon in the pub and can't find the wink thing but feckin "wink" .......hic burp.

[.X.]

eh? no much wonder you're in exile boy......why don't you do a Luke mate....oh feck it, had the whole afternoon in the pub and can't find the wink thing but feckin "wink" .......hic burp.

does this mean we need a new poll and i am up for eviction

i cant believe i am being compared to Luke

that stinks

[The EnForcer]

does this mean we need a new poll and i am up for eviction

i cant believe i am being compared to Luke

that stinks

No, no, no mate, I know I'm a cu....nning person but I would never do that. Luke reference was "disappearing act"

[.X.]

ahhhhhh right, u mean when the LPC left here without even a by-you-leave after the English Rugby team got spanked by the mighty mighty Scots?