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    Wink Wot no Luke!

    Lifted from elsewhere...

    EXCLUSIVE: 15 MEN CHOKE IN FRONT OF LARGE CROWD
    67,500 spectators watched helplessly yesterday as 15
    sportsmen choked in front of them, apparently after being force-fed
    large slices of humble pie. A doctor attending the scene said that the men
    had a medical history of this sort of thing: apparently it happened in 1999
    and 2000.


    FOR SALE
    One chariot, (low-swinging, sweet type),in urgent need of repair (wheels
    have come off..again). One careless owner, details from Andy,
    Tel.Twickenham 18-12.

    LOST
    One rugby match, believed mislaid in the Edinburgh area. Of great personal
    significance, reward to finder. Call Martin or Andy on
    speed-dial.


    IN MEMORIAM
    Slam, G : Passed away, 25 February 2006. Sorely missed by
    Andy and the boys. Will never forget you, will we ever see your
    like again?

    FOR SALE
    100,000 Grand Slam t-shirts, ties & scarves - unused
    (choice of 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2004, 2005, 2006) Contact : RFU, Twickenham.

    LOST (on way to Edinburgh)
    (i) Plan B
    (ii) Good grace
    (iii) Bottle
    Please contact: M Corry, A Robinson,
    (Twickenham)

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    come on luke its no that bad is it?

    poor bastard

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    That's the way mate......very funny by the way

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    I reckon Luke is The EnForcer's alter ego ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach
    I reckon Luke is The EnForcer's alter ego ....
    Watch it....my sense of humour only goes so far!

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    Didn't you know it was me all along

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgs
    Didn't you know it was me all along

    Not even the mighty Burgs could be that good.

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    Luke's revenge on TEF????


    50 degrees F - People in southern England turn on the central heating

    People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants


    40F degrees - Southerners shiver uncontrollably

    Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs


    35F degrees - Cars in the south of England refuse to start

    People in Falkirk drive with their windows down


    20F degrees - Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats

    Aberdonian men throw on a T-shirt & girls start wearing mini-skirts


    15F degrees - Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent

    People from Dundee swim in the North Sea at Broughty Ferry


    Zero degrees - Life in the south grinds to a halt

    Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold

    Minus 10F degrees - Life in the south ceases to exist

    People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket


    Minus 80F degrees - Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on

    Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers


    Minus 100F degrees - Santa Claus abandons North Pole

    People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'


    Minus 173F degrees - Alcohol freezes

    Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut


    Minus 297F degrees - Microbial life starts to disappear

    The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands


    Minus 460F degrees - All atomic motion stops

    Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands


    Minus 500F degrees - Hell freezes over

    Scotland wins the 6 nations

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    Remarkably close to the truth....apart from the last line.

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    I reckon it's one of the great sights in rugby, whether in the UK or the South Island of NZ, seeing the pack go down and that huge cloud of steam rising above them.
    You know they are all putting in in all games but to see that in the cold matches is a great visual reminder of just how tough it is I reckon.

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    But you have to wonder where oh where did our little Luke go? I hope he is safe and OK and avoiding us for fear of how much fun we would have at his expense, and not hurt or sick or anything like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exile
    But you have to wonder where oh where did our little Luke go? I hope he is safe and OK and avoiding us for fear of how much fun we would have at his expense, and not hurt or sick or anything like that.
    I must admit I did wonder if something had happened to him until I noticed he got 8 in his tips and I got 6 as I forgot to put mine in. He's alive and well..........

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    thats something i guess

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    When the English can't take a joke... That's a sign of the apocalypse isn't it?

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    Wonder how his Six Nation tipping record is looking?

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