Chat Report 25/06/08

[force addict]

WARNING: ITS LONG!!


HELLO EVERYONE this is my first chat report, so bear with me for the extent of it

ROLE CALL:
Exile
jazza93
force_addict
oxleymoron
blueandblack
robyn
GIGS20
jargan83
elf1
laura
jono
swee82
pieter_blackie
TWF-Guest97 aka Coach
gustafsl
Flamethrower
innocent_quokka
Evie
travelling_gerry
BLR
Badger84
Candy
tragic

Ok so chat started at about 6:00pm when I wondered in early and was greeted by gustafsl, who was unsure of opening time. jazza93 soon comes in, jono comes and goes about 5 times. Exile also announces that since he doesn't want to get involved with 'chat rubbish' which he never really defined, jono is now appointed Apprentice Chat Muppet or 'beavers bitch' much to the dismay, but also amusement, of many TWFers

It starts getting rowdy when our resident bar tender is no where to be seen, but the restless and the thirsty are soon relieved when he arrived and the keys unlock the bar and the orders are soon in. Somehow a repeat of the history of the internet sneeks in but is soon quietened down when robyn announces she has one more paragraph to write for her sose assignment, and is threatened by pieter_blackie to be 'ganned' kicked out.

blue&black plays a bit of touch with quokka as the gilbert and is sin binned for a week for quokka abuse and GIGS20 confuses a try for a drop goal.

b&b thinks it is safe to lock up the drinks bar until BLR enters and protests from thirsty chatters forces b&b to reopen.

Evie announces her books have arrived and details are relayed for date releases.
Candy graces us with her presence and the usual connotations of bed room action are thrown around. Somehow '!' means p**is enlarger email, and that 'there is nothing wrong with a good enlargement'.

A bulk amount of goodnights to Badger, Evie and gustafsl, and i return from dinner.

The idea of a TWF Tens team is discussed between Coach and pieter_blackie, using the funds from the sale of the Wallabies jersey raffle.

For some reason tragic and Coach get into some Candy lovin', no need for numbers or emails for this 'cow sl*t'. Coach produces the idea of a TWF telly show on access31, and swee provides the first skit 'Rucking with Candy', and entertainment would be 'throw the pie at growden, magner and wilson's face'.

Coach goes all sleuth on us, asking the question "A womand is found forzen in a glacier. Scientists proclaim thay have found 'Eve' of biblical fame, how do they know?"
answers include:
<force_addict> she is wearing a leaf?
but tragic wins with "no belly button". tragic is a smart one

"Romeo and Juliet have both been found dead in a pool of water, naked, in an empty room, the door is locked and the window is open."
some good guesses were:
<Swee_82> jono drank two pints in a row?
<force_addict> they drowned after fainting from seeing each others' beautifulness
but ofcourse tragic being a smarty wins again with "they're goldfish", as Coach failed to mention the broken glass...

All agree and thank gus, that 'it should be a rule that you have to say bye atleast 2 minutes before actually going'.

Chat kinda went downhill from here, Candy with her usual 'crass' remarks, with Swee and Coach leaving, but not before giving me, jazza, robyn and candy @ power. ofcourse it all goes to our heads and i invest in the pleasure of kicking out jazza. Candy goes one worse and bans everyone except me, and i am left to fend her off. Flamethrower manages to get back in with his 'f**king kiwi satalites'.

Some memorable quotes:
<GIGS20> might need to bulk up a bit for tha
<jono> no kidding. if you were to turn sideways and stick out your tounge, you could pass as a zipper
<GIGS20> if you were to turn sideways and stick out YOUR tongue you'd still be a pussy

<Swee_82> quote of the camp (fill in the blanks): No ******* in my sleeping bag
<Badger84> ewwwwwwwww tahman in my sleeping bag

<BLR> u play volleyball jono?
<jono> yeah indoor beach though
<BLR> do you wear the beach bikinis they wear?
<GIGS20> boardies and no chest

<gustafsl> everytime i hear Blue Bulls i can't help but laugh

Chat ended at 21:44

[jono]

thats pretty good FA.
good to see your putting your school time to good use

[force addict]

bah, i had a study

[jono]

fair enough.
that was a grear chat report though! well done

[jargan83]

nice work FA, i think we have a volunteer to this full time
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[jono]

i'll have to check with X, but thats what i was thinking.

[jargan83]

i knew you were just a puppet jono
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[Burgs]

More a muppet

Nice FA

[.X.]

a correction - Jono was appointed Apprentice Chat Master to assist mtbeaver

[jargan83]

still a muppet
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[force addict]

a correction - Jono was appointed Apprentice Chat Master to assist mtbeaver

i'll correct it

[.X.]

An adendennum to the correction. Jono was appointed Apprentice Chat Muppet to assist mtbeaver

[laura]

Great chat report FA!
I think you should always do them , you whipped this one up in no time!

[.X.]

sounds like Laura is volunterring to do the next one.

all those in favor?

[laura]

How did you come to that conclusion? I wasn't even in last night's chat for more than half an hour and it certainly took me a lot longer to write chat report.