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    THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

    THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

    Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.

    Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.

    There is no fast food.

    Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.

    In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

    Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.

    Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.

    He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.

    He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

    Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

    The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.

    The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.

    During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.

    They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

    They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.

    A test will be given at the end of the six wee ks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.

    The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

    If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called Mother!

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    what a stupid game - no man in his right mind would play that

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    Have all the men had a vasectomy?

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    piffle. the next Survivor Series is on November 23, 2008 (US time) from Boston Mass.

    see? Survivor Series - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia



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    Stop your whining TQ1

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    You lot are my sanity blanket

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    Why is it that more men seem to be in the Ladies Lounge than women?

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    How about a name change for the "Ladies Lounge" to......

    the KITCHEN!!!!!


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    are these blokes ex queer eye for the straight guy contestants or what?

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