*I* was arrested for

[jono]

i was talking to jargs about this at the bowlo. not sure if he would remember, but its a bit of fun on the net.

go to google and in the search bar enter "*your name* was arrested for"
post the best 3 results you can find. and if you dont want to use your name on the net, you could just say what you were arrested for.


i'll start:
Jonathan was arrested for a few seedlings 3 inches tall and just wants to grow his own in peace

Self-described vampire and Minnesota gubernatorial candidate Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey has been arrested on Indiana charges of stalking and escape

Last year Jon was arrested for the attempted murder of a reptilian shapeshifter masquerading as a bear at the Columbus Zoo

[jargan83]

Hahaha i remember, i think i was a US congressman. Will double check when i get home

[jono]

i want to know how to be a reptillian shapeshifter

[jazza93]

Jack was arrested for manslaughter. (in hawaii)

Jack was sentanced to death

theres to many stupid websites about some director who stole my name

[jono]

use your first name, not a nickname or anything like that,
even if you dont want to post your name on the site. you can still just say "i was arrested for..."

[GIGS20]

in 1920 GIGS was arrested in Arkansas on trumped up charges as he was championing the rights of "coloured people"........of which I am apparently one!
I also swindled the proprietor of Youngs Hotel in New York out of a large amount of board....didn't escape that one, I did six months hard time for that!


Even more scary! (Name removed to protect the heinously guilty), 43, was charged with lewd or lascivious molestation and booked into the Bay County Jail. He is expected to make his first court appearance today.

The bastard was a SCHOOLTEACHER!!!!!!!!

I'm not playing this game anymore!

[jono]

BWAHAHAHAHA

[jono]

wait. thats not right...

[pieter blackie]

The best one I could find

Peter was arrested for public intoxication and transported to the county jail, where his stomach could recuperate

[NTT]

mine came up with at least 10 gary glitter kiddy touching stories. so im out

[robyn <3]

robyn arrested for conspiring to perform genital mutilation on minors



fair enough

[jono]

ok...
i think the fun has been taken out of this game by sick sick people

[NTT]

i found some others ....... ' gary ' ( coleman ) was arrested for punching a women ....... ' gary ' ( kasparov ) was arrested for political protests ........ ' gary ' was arrested for hacking the usa military networks

[jono]

thats better.

[NTT]

speaking of crimes ...... i don't like the way the name gary became a slang name for an asshole ....