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    Post The "Puuuuuhhhhhhhlllllleassssssssse re-sign, Sheps!" chat report of April 2, 2008

    Been a while since I've done this so I hope its better than our last game....

    Anyway, I wander in on jono, all by himself.
    jono decides that volleyball > TWF chat and somehow the drink V gets in here as well. jono is gonna get blotto on Friday with it so I hear.
    Exile wanders in, quickly followed by pieter. jono tags out and gets volleyballing
    the cart does its first trip, whilst exile sets up the channel for the night
    I detect rumbling of discontent about the last game just before TQ1 turns up. NeoGirl and Badger turn up together. hmmmm
    more rugby talk here

    exile hands around the roses and a hamster for badger. jargan charges in whilst the cart goes round again for the n00bs.
    exile and jargs have a talk about secret mens business. something exile has had a chat to RWA about.
    gerry rocks up and there are greetings all round.
    secret mens business is quietly revealed to be something to do with the or a petition.
    I'll ignore the bit about jargan allegedly speeding in his car. tsk tsk
    Skiza arrives at this point.
    badger tags out and goes to "the lakers", which is some form of public house i gather. Since I misunderstood the original statement, I thought he was going to watch the LA Lakers which is an "NBGay" team.
    I decide a third round of beverages is the go (inc one for myself)

    Whilst I'm getting on the turps, jedi turns up and it seems jono has snuck in somehow. he seems to declare the bar open, even though he doesnt run it. yet.
    Jedi has left his employer and started with another wine company. I suggest he needs to get the front page "Business Links" sorted out.
    After jono e-shanks me, Jedi tells him off and discourages further such stuff by mentioning the evil "C" word.
    neogirl tries to steal all the mud cakes off the cart and disappear, but i have security in place. liquid laxatives covering said cakes.
    Jedi is infatuated with "C"'s and asked if the Bulls have brought theirs.

    jono (like myself) is having a big weekend. rugby, party at his and going to see his favourite band. Soilwork.
    jargan is seeing Foo Fighters soon
    I suggest they save money by buying all the published CDs and playing them in a random way
    kenyaquin turns up. the place seems to start moving now
    jono disappears for volleyball. force_addict (or 'princess marshmallow') tags in
    jedi decides that dinner is more interesting than irc. perhaps more nourishing
    TQ1 has been perving at the pregnant "lady on ch 10"
    skiza, force_addict and gerry disappear for various reasons
    force_addict is back after 7 mins of washing dishes
    exile hands out stuff like power and roses, then splits
    i get ultimate power. op status, "in charge", chat reporter and beverage dispensary duties. speaking of which, i am currently dispensing a beverage down my throat. hot chilli and large exercise will do that.
    jargan and force_addict trade "izzle"-isms. I try on Exile's boots of kicking in case anyone is tempted to use norti words including "C".

    surprisingly neogirl is still here after trying to depart earlier. jargan says "i'm out" and stays. wonder if mrs_jargan knows about this...
    force_addict actually departs. mountbeaver appears from the shadows and departs
    someone mentions betting on the game this friday and jargan runs off to support the indian bookies. v50,000.
    neogirl actually departs
    some person suggests we talk rugby, which is met with derision and scorn
    poitr_blackie departs
    there is some discussion about the Bourne series of books and films here, mostly if not exclusively between myself, jargan and KenyaQuin [who started this talk]
    LarryNJ appears, as does jazza and GIGS
    jazza asks about surf lifesaving nationals this weekend, which no-one hears
    force_addict returns
    some brief talk about 7s rugby (not rugby on ch 7 but 7 a side rugby )

    force_addict tags in maelkann
    maelkann has been getting sloshed at a cheap alcohol work do.
    larrynj leaves followed by jazza and kenyaquin
    coach turns up. GIGS is eager to know if a signature count for THE PETITION has been taken yet. d9d.
    Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee arrives and soon after, so does Elf1
    some mention of the 6PR comp here
    gerry departs
    elf1 departs after complaining of being very tired
    badger gets back from "Lakers", where he has been collecting signatures as well as drinking. cripes. only half way through log file. so much for short report.
    laura arrives followed soon after by jargan
    talk of friday nights game (particularly the roster) here
    i missed this because i was exercising via wii golf. jargan approves
    badger seems to want more drink. been a while since the cart was used, so i oblige. various other alcoholic beverages discussed here, such as Little Creatures Pale Ale and Murphy's Stout.
    Larry turns up, probably because of this
    jargan mentions something about 'quokka'
    mountbeaver decides to change the topic..to basically what it already was

    TQ1 decides to depart
    Coach is proud of the 25GB downloaded from the TWF site this month. Last month was 22.5GB downloaded.
    no8 (RIOT!) appears, followed by MI5_Dog
    GIGS is getting bored with being a pumpkin so he departs
    MI5 was training by running after a ball for 10 mins...followed by several hours of drinking
    badger requests another cider, so I get out a 7L keg of cider. Should keep him going for the rest of the night.
    LArry mentions the evil word "B-u-n-d-y"
    no8 runs off to riot in the streets and burn any suppliers of that item
    MI5 starts delivering rockingham jokes. A bit of that fills up chat, then expands to talk about various "DMZs", as jargan describes them
    some mention of people's location history here
    mountbeaver leaves the premises, as does larry. coach departs shortly thereafter with jargan in tow

    <MI5_Dog> then I have to find the bowlo and convince someone to let me in
    <blueandblack> bowlo is easy. it has "Leederville Bowling Club" on it

    Swee decides to follow the leader out of chat but badger beats him to it. Even the ircbot TWF gets into the act by leaving. So present are laura, MI5_Dog, FlameThrower (who hasnt spoken for AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGes) and myself
    some jibber jabber here about nothing, until someone mentions singing the national anthem at sporting events. a little bit of discussion about that ensues.
    laura reveals she is supposed to be studying (as am I actually )
    MI5_Dog runs out the door faster than laura can. She wants to kick FT out, even though she has no such powers. I perform the task and leave.
    I assume laura did the same at some point.

    Sheps, have you signed on yet?

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    classy chat report B&B, champion effort

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    Yep you just beat me out the door!

    Top report!!

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    Good work B&B it felt like I was there!

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    C'mon the

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    great report

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    hey guys. can sydneysiders join the chat? And I promise to bag lote!

    In fact can you guys pleeaaase recruit him.

    Cheers mate

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    For what its worth, I cant wait for the bulls / force game tomorrow. I mini final for both sides and lots at stake. The bulls will be up for revenge for copping a beating at home last year, but I reckon they'll run out of steam. But one tip, keep the ball away from Habana!

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    if you can find us. ask chook.

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    I reckon the force / bulls game shapes as an awesome match. Bulls have a good loose trio and a few boofs up front. But dont think they have the class in the centres. Whos the new winger you guys have brought in? Is he any good? Cummins is an awesome players. Good to see Staniforth at inside. Reminds me of Tim horan.

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    Great report B&B

    Sorry about my lack of talk. Bloody phone wouldn't stop.

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    Or was there an accident lighting the stove

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