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    ATTENTION





    ATTENTION
    ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.

    YOU WILL BE SAFE.



    I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOU ALL.



    NOW I NEED TO START PACKING.





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    You really need to stay away from the bong!

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    or cattle

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    good for a laugh as always flame

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lone Hydrangea View Post
    or cattle
    He smokes the bong, but what does he do to the cattle?

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    do we want to know?

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    Where do you put your thumb on a cow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tragic View Post
    Where do you put your thumb on a cow?
    In proper anatomical terms Trag?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryNJ View Post
    You really need to stay away from the bong!
    why - what kind of stupid talk is that?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by travelling_gerry View Post
    In proper anatomical terms Trag?

    Sure Why not.

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    hahaha FT
    I got a funny text the other day. It went something like this....

    " In 2009, the government will start killing all mentally challenged people. I started crying when i thought of you. Run my little retard, save yourself!"

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    You know, FT, I think all of us on this site deserve to receive that message. I mean, how many billable hours do we waste reading each others dribble?

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