Chat Report - 12th March 2008
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Roll up, Roll up, it's time for another exciting installment of your favourite show... TWF CHAT TIME! Tonight's show stars...
Beav
B&B
Jess
Badger
Jargan
Exile
Skizza
Mushroom
Gerry
TLH
Coach
Oxley_moron
Flamethrower
Maelkann
Laura
Jazza
Swee
KenyaQuin
Daisy
GIGS
M15_Dog
The night starts off nice and slowly with Beav asking for a spot of help with his geography homework who soon finds out that chat night just isn't the place for useful homework help. Note B&B's response...
<@Mtbeaver`Homework> the question is "explain how water shortage has come about and what people have done to damage the environment"
<@blueandblack> there is no water shortage. its just in a different place on the earth to where it is needed
<@Mtbeaver`Homework> yes, i know, i've tried to explain that a few times, but i need to do this, and if i say that i'll probably fail
<@blueandblack> maybe blame col qaddafi for watering his desert
The punters start rolling in slowly but surely as Maelkann tries to convince myself with the help of others that it would be a great idea if I played union in the womens comp. As much as I would love to... being a major pansy, having the lowest pain threshold known to mankind and not being able to pass to my right may just work against me. Just a few slight disadvantages if you will. I do so love to watch though.
B&B copies and pastes some 'norty' words from another chat (IRC monogamy is dead apparently), and so invests some vdollars into the swear jar. Good man! Though perhaps bringing up 2 g***s, 1 c*p wasn't a good idea. Had to convince Badger it was well worth a miss. That junk is nasty!
Skizza rolls in and the first thing she does is down a vmagners. That is the way to do it! Doin us all proud. B does another round with the beverage cart. It's just as magical as it was the last time I wrote the report. Keep doin what you're doin there B.
A deep and profound chat about hair loss unfolds which then turns into a Monty Phythonesque debate over who has and had it worse. M15 had it pretty bad apparently... though I'm sure some of those had to be direct Flying Circus quotes...
I struggle to keep up with my laptop brain farting every 10 mins or so but luckily I didn't miss the lovely Exile entering and handing out roses to all the lovely ladies. Why didn't Flame get one though?
All is going well until Ex picks me up to spin me around and we both go crashing to the ground... quick trip to the TWF emergency room and we're all right as rain.
Badger is going to be old this weekend apparently! 24? Ancient more like it! hehe. Anyone who wants to help him celebrate best get your kabooses down to JBs on Saturday to watch the Force win... just for Badger. And if you've been a good boy, I'll grab you a nice wig so you can get into that ladies only gym you've got your eye on.
No Cheerleader talk allowed! Exile's rules... but I ain't complaining.
Besides... I'm too distracted but shiny objects to engag.... ooooh.... shiny!
Badger and Mushroom get into a domestic which puts Oxley right off and he makes a speedy exit before he gets any vblood on his shoes. Smart move!
Gerry announces that there will be another pre game sausage sizzle before the Stormers game and this is met with much praise. There may even be a special guest he says. All very hush hushed but oh so intriguing. Everyone tried to guess who it was but no confirms or denies from the Gerry camp. So exciting! I hope it's Schalk Burger... I would personally like to give him a good haircut. Get it all out of his eyes.
Jazza has tacos... everyone is jealous.
Coach rocks up and flirts with the idea of a name change. I'm mortified because you just don't mess with perfection... but everyone starts throwing ideas around.
<@Coach> I want anotehr name that starts with C, but only one which is descriptive enough comes to mind which is probably not suitable here ....
<jazza> lol
<MI5_Dog> Cow?
<@Jess> oh please don't change it
<jazza> couch
<MI5_Dog> Carpet?
<@Jess> I think Coach is wonderful!
<jazza> cat
<+BADGER> seconded
<@blueandblack> chef?
<MI5_Dog> Crispy?
<laura> captain or boss?
<@blueandblack> krispy kreme
<MI5_Dog> Curtains?
<+BADGER> el' capitan
<jargan83> fuhrer
<jazza> good one bnb
<@blueandblack> colonel sanders
<MI5_Dog> Caveman?
<+GIGS20> Constantiople?
<laura> captain clink
<MI5_Dog> istanbul
<+BADGER> colnel sanders?
<laura> colonel clink sorry
<@blueandblack> good cing wenceslas
<jazza> assistant coach?
<MI5_Dog> that starts with a g
<@blueandblack> colonel klink?
<@Jess> nooooooo... Coach
<MI5_Dog> coach's admin
<@Jess> don't mess with perfection
<+BADGER> Fearless Leader
<+Skiza> the exalted one
<jargan83> CEO Coach
<@blueandblack> Cong he Fa Choi
<+BADGER> chancelor
<MI5_Dog> Certifiable?
<jazza> lol
Oh such great alternatives. Best stick with Coach.
Someone mentions the word TETRIS and I lose myself for a moment. Love that game!
GIGS sings the praises of those who were on petition duty last weekend and a bit of a what we need to do now chat evolves. We need more people, more clipboards, and more noise.
The lovely Swee and KQ roll in and are greated by the ever magical vbeverage cart of B&B's.
Poor Laura was introduced to the world of 'creepy men who spend most of their time in dark alley ways' on the train home from the game on Sunday. When the sun goes down, the odd folk come out and play. Maybe more so on Sundays.... No more Sunday games please! We need to keep our lovely Laura safe! And all our petition people. Be safe out there guys!
Turns out Swee has had numbers left alongside the signatures. Some handsome man I bet who knows a good catch when he sees one. A nice perk to the job.They better be good enough for our Swee though.
If you help collect signatures you just might find love. Who knows? Better help out just in case.
Flame begs for an @, is kindly presented with one, who in turn gives one to Daisy and so they both had them removed. That cow just can't be trusted Flame! And now you're guilty by association... for shame. hehe.
Towards the end of the night it appeared M15_Dog had downed one too many vbeverages and started slurring his vspeech and so I suggested he have some vwater quick smart and then perk up a bit with some vcoffee. Hope he doesn't have a vhangover today. Enough v's for one post now I think.
So just some general chatter ends the night and all is well in TWF land.
Memorable Mutterings:
B&B: 'ZOMG drama llama!!'
Flame: Do men get a receding hair ling or an increasing forhead??
Badger: just because i have all my hair is no reason to pick on me
So for everyone who keeps missing out on all the fun...
Chat Night. 7pm til whenever we run out of remotely relavant things to say. Be there or be square.
And don't listen to Huey Lewis! It's not hip to be a square... it's hip to be at the TWF chat night.
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CHEERLEADERS ROCK!!! 
Originally Posted by Jess
War is Gods may of teaching Americans Geography
