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    Guts & Balls

    We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really
    know the difference between them?

    In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:




    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
    met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still
    cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
    of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
    butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

    Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
    Ultimately result in death.

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    I think, at least where I'm concerned, that it's not balls but it shows that the fine line between bravery and stupidity has not so much been crossed but driven over repeatedly in a tank.

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    Thanks for the clarification TIF and thanks for reminding me that in my sorry state the balls are long gone and the guts are now mushy. On the bright side, heroes die but cowards live to see another day.

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    Guts = pushing just hard enough to be beaten to death
    Balls = being stupid enough to make sure of the result

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