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We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really
know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
Ultimately result in death.