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    Happy Fun Ball

    Happy Fun Ball -- ONLY $14.95!!!

    - Warning!! Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

    - Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

    - Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

    - Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

    - Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Dizziness, Tingling in extremities, Loss of balance or coordination, Slurred speech, Temporary blindness, Profuse sweating, Heart palpitations.

    - If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

    - Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

    - When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration.

    - Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Inc., and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

    - Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

    - Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

    - Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

    - Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee!!

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    Are these instructions for your wife???????

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    "Future" may be the missing word Seldom
    Only got the one Happy???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgs View Post
    "Future" may be the missing word Seldom
    Only got the one Happy???
    The other one dropped off due to lack of use!!!


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    Bear with me folks, going to try something out here... think it works...
    Quote Originally Posted by Happy View Post
    The Lone Hydrangea -- $priceless!!!

    - Warning!! Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to The Lone Hydrangea.

    - Caution: The Lone Hydrangea may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

    - The Lone Hydrangea contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

    - Do not use The Lone Hydrangea on concrete.

    - Discontinue use of The Lone Hydrangea if any of the following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Dizziness, Tingling in extremities, Loss of balance or coordination, Slurred speech, Temporary blindness, Profuse sweating, Heart palpitations.

    - If The Lone Hydrangea begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

    - The Lone Hydrangea may stick to certain types of skin.

    - When not in use, The Lone Hydrangea should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration.

    - Failure to do so relieves the makers of The Lone Hydrangea, Wacky Products Inc., and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

    - Ingredients of The Lone Hydrangea include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

    - Do not taunt The Lone Hydrangea.

    - The Lone Hydrangea comes with a lifetime guarantee!!
    Yup... that works, I reckon

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    Good work, Em.

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    The liquid core one is especially charming.

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    I made Happy sad...

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    I was leaning more towards the "if begins to smoke" one

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    Funnily enough, that's the one which gave me the inspiration in the first place, Burgs!

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