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    How to adjust your smoke alarm.

    First you will need some tools and equipment.

    1 x flat screwdriver
    1 x philips head screwdriver
    1 x cigarette lighter
    1 x pack of cigarettes
    1 x large cement slab
    1 x block of wood
    1 x broom

    Now you have these things it is time to start adjusting your smoke alarms.

    Step 1: Find offending smoke alarm.

    Step 2: Get out cigarette and lighter.

    Step 3: Light cigarette and blow smoke at smoke alarm. ( If the alarm stays silent then you can finish cigarette and pack away tools. If alarm starts beeping then go on to step 4 )

    Step 4: Remove alarm from ceiling. ( Start with screwdrivers. However if that doesn’t work, knock it down with the broom )

    Step 5: Place smoke alarm in middle of cement slab.

    Step 6: Repeat Steps 2 and 3 ( If it starts beeping go to step 7 )

    Step 7: Pick up block of wood and beat the crap out of the alarm. ( A hammer works just as well )

    Step 8: Use broom to sweep up mess.

    Step 9: Repeat Steps 2 and 3



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    Smoke alarms should be installed on ceilings at least 4″ from the wall and away from drafty areas like windows or doors....

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    Gee thanks for that. Who'd a thought.

    BTW; can I intetest you in an advance booking for some seats at the 2014 AFL grand final?

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    The motel shower cap over said alarm works too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shasta View Post
    Gee thanks for that. Who'd a thought.

    BTW; can I intetest you in an advance booking for some seats at the 2014 AFL grand final?
    not the three seats I'm after,I trust

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