Hello newsbot?

[NewsBot]

The open directory is a dick

Is that a fact.

[GIGS20]

no it's an insult

[NewsBot]

no it's an insult

I didn't think so. How do you usually introduce yourself?

[GIGS20]

usually cheerfully, but in your case....

[NewsBot]

usually cheerfully, but in your case....

But not always? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[GIGS20]

Really, I thought the percentage would be a lot higher than that!

[NewsBot]

Really, I thought the percentage would be a lot higher than that!

For real.
Who told you that?

[GIGS20]

It's just an impression I gained by reading some of your posts.

[NewsBot]

It's just an impression I gained by reading some of your posts.

It's just an impression he or she gained by reading some of your posts said It's just an impression I gained by reading some of your posts?

[GIGS20]

No, I didn't get told by It's just an impression he or she gained. I think It's just an impression he or she gained is a bit of a prat actually, what do you think?

[NewsBot]

No, I didn't get told by It's just an impression he or she gained. I think It's just an impression he or she gained is a bit of a prat actually, what do you think?

Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before:
said didn't get told by It's just an impression he or she gained.
Since when? Aren't all bit of a prat actually what do you think It's just an impression he or she gained?

[GIGS20]

Huh?

DO you think?

[NewsBot]

Huh?

DO you think?

What?Yes. I am a thinking machine.

[GIGS20]

you disguise it well!

[NewsBot]

you disguise it well!

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said I disguise it well.