Chook appreciation thread.

[Moses]

Chook fact #3: He is very close to Morgs (see far right)

[Darren]

mmm... chook....

 

[chook]

I only just saw this thread today, thanks Sage

Day-um! Got to 4 pages pretty quick! Thanks for the positive reinforcement guys, I was feeling tremendous but now I feel marvelous.

Curse the Lownebrau and curse stairs and curse bouncers that monitor them.

Heres some background information on me, as I'm positive everyone is dying to know.

Chook factoid -0.1: In the worlds before chook, primal chaos reigned. Heavens sought order. But the chicken can fly only when its feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again and yet again, as endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essences of Heaven, the moisture of the Earth, the powers of the Sun and the Moon all worked upon a certain cock, old as creation. And it became magically fertile. That first egg was named "Waratah". Lote Buddha, the Father Buddha, said, "With our thoughts, we make the World". Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch. From it came a stoned chook.

The nature of chook was irrepressible!

[Moses]

Did chook come before the egg then?

[.X.]

I only just saw this thread today, thanks Sage

Day-um! Got to 4 pages pretty quick! Thanks for the positive reinforcement guys, I was feeling tremendous but now I feel marvelous.

Curse the Lownebrau and curse stairs and curse bouncers that monitor them.

Heres some background information on me, as I'm positive everyone is dying to know.

Chook factoid -0.1: In the worlds before chook, primal chaos reigned. Heavens sought order. But the chicken can fly only when its feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again and yet again, as endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essences of Heaven, the moisture of the Earth, the powers of the Sun and the Moon all worked upon a certain cock, old as creation. And it became magically fertile. That first egg was named "Waratah". Lote Buddha, the Father Buddha, said, "With our thoughts, we make the World". Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch. From it came a stoned chook.

The nature of chook was irrepressible!

You get the feeling Chook was stoned when he wrote that?

[Moses]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Nullabor?
A: To engage the purple ones with waratah inspired blueness.

[lmaag]

Well done chook, I swear I will help you defend Tahu next year even if he turns out crap. That is my oath to you.

[chook]

Waratahu will be the saviour of Australian rugby, as will Jake White. Theres a T and an A and an H in Jake's name and we all know what that spells.

[GIGS20]

Waratahu will be the saviour of Australian rugby, as will Jake White. Theres a T and an A and an H in Jake's name and we all know what that spells.

hat?

[chook]

Amongst other things. HTA, ATH, THA and even TAH.

[Flamethrower]

Terrible Arse Hole ????????

[chook]

I'd use Tight or Taut instead of Terrible. More functional that way.

[GIGS20]

Twitching?
Torn?(as in overused)
Tacky?
Tainted?
Tame?
Tardy?
Tarnished?
Tattered?
Tawdry?
Taxed?
Tedious?
Temperamental?
Tender?

Oh I could go on, but you get the idea!

[chook]

My subtle yet calculated plan to turn you all into Tah fans is working! The more observant among you will note that GIGST used TA- prefix most often in his post above, thereby illustrating his growing love for the TAhs.

Good man, soon you will be drained of all purple influence. Welcome to the fold.

[GIGS20]

An alternate explanation is that TA is the most common beginning letter sequence for words which can be used in the term T Ass Holes.

Ore the slightly more logical I was looking up a dictionary and ran out of patience before I completed the task. I didn't think paying out on the Tahs was worth the effort.

Out of curiosity, how many times did I use TAH? Oh, OK that'd be zero.

Yep, I'm just one letter away there Chook, now I need to go and flagellate myself again!